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Low voltage: "Oh no, there is a tiny spot of corrosion on the contact surface, I think I need to lie down..."
High voltage: (rips line of coke) "I'M GONNA MAKE MY OWN WIRES WITH BLACKJACK AND HOOKERS!"
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This is particularly applicable around downed power cables. Do NOT approach. You don't need to touch it to become the wire.
For example: in LA right now
dO nOT toUch the DoWn wIres uuuum I have MY RIGHTS to turn myself into a gas station hotdogs thankyouverymuch
You have to keep in mind that the resistance from one foot to your other is going to be less than dry earth between your strides. This means if you are walking toward a downed power line, you may inadvertently walk within its path to its ground and the voltage could actually travel through you.
Why is this not knowledge taught in school?
It is the first time i hear about it and i have never thought of it, yet it makes total sense and could make the difference between life and death in a storm damaged area.
Well, we did learn exactly that in school and had a practical demonstration at a museum.
But on a different continent.
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The safest way to do it is to get someone else to touch it first.
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Everything is wire if the voltage is high enough
iS iT Up tO cOde??? <--- stupidass city council 🙄
Everything is a wire if the voltage is high enough.
Every machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough.
I was interviewed for a position where lady handed me a pen and asked if it was a conductor.
I replied: "if the voltage is high enough, yea. She scoffed. Needless to say, I didn't get the job.
Honestly I think you gave the experienced adult answer to what was a high school or even middle school science question.
that just sounds like a weird interview.
"you're qualified for this position if, and only if, you can answer a useless question with only a rudimentary understanding of the subject and no critical thought"
if true, you dodged a bullet
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-Sun Tzu
The dog breed?
I went to a zoo the other day. Only had one animal, which was a dog. It was a shit zoo.
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"it's current not voltage that kills you"
High voltage: "Por que no los dos?"
High voltage: “hey bestie, how would you like a ✨️new and improved ✨️ nervous system?”
I always thought that was a dumb saying because voltage is specifically what allows there to be a lethal current.
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10kV static discharge and 5kA @ 1mV would like a word.
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When you cast Chain Lightning at nothing.
Į̴̶̴̨̧̧͓̱̞̣͈͇̠͙̭̯̹̗̩̺͉̪ͪ͑̓ͪ͋̊̿̿ͥ͆̅ͨͩͦ͘͘͠͠ͅ A̧̝̻̮ͨ͗́̍̀̑͘͘͞͡M̠̣͈̮̱̼̥̗̳͚͙͎͚ͭ̅͌͆̄̍̿͐̓ͨͮ̎̅̚͜͟͝͠ B̸̲̞̗̭̹̯͓̠̝̯͈̊͌͒͜͡Ḛ̫̝̦̜̖͕̣̞͚̲̦̯̬̩̝̠̖͉͕͔̟ͨ̀̏ͭ̈ͨͩͨ̓̌̊̉̏ͦ͆̂͒ͨ̽͟͠C̴̷̵̨̗͈̺͓͖̳̭̬͚̹̠͕͇̝̠ͬͣ͋͂ͨͥͧͯ͛̏̏̊ͫ̓ͮͤ͘͢͡Ò̴̷̸͍̼͕̪̦͍͎͚͖͇͎͎̱̙̖͕̰̲͋̈́ͤ̔̄ͦ̌͑͒̇͟͝M̲͇̱̝̣̳̳̟̟̠͎̞͂̆́ͥͯ̾͠E̷̸̢̡̢͉̣͓̳͉̻̲̰͇͕͌̒̈́͌̍ͮ͌̋ͮ̄̉ͮͭͯͣ̏̐̕ Ẁ̩̥͇̬̼̻͙̦̬͙̂̓̍ͮ́̃̎̎ͪ́̃́̀̽ͧĮ̧͖̠͙͎̫ͧͯͥ̄̆ͧͦ̅̕͜͜͝R̴̶̢̧̨̛̘͖̜͔͙̼̼̂̇ͬͪͩ́ͯ̅ͯ̆̍̀ͥ͠͞͞E̶̝͙̯͔̹̦̽̌͊̈̐̅͌ͨ͆ͥͫ͆͛̓̕͜
B̷̨̛̲̩̥̺͉̜̘͖̦͑́̀̎̊̂̒͐͘Ẻ̵̛͎͎͑̎̉̾͛̌͒̆̓ ̸͙͍̟͇̬̩̩͍̮͇͓̰̏́͒̇̽̎́̃͘N̸̦͈̒̏͌̐̀O̴̧̳͕̣̒̂̋̾̂̎T̴̡͓̪̰̙̀͒̓͐̉͗̓̈̍͒ ̴̭̈͊À̵̡̢̼͍̮̞͍̯̙̙͉̙̫̽̃͆́̈́̈́̈́̌̀̚͘͜͝͝F̶̛̛͎̒̿̈́̆̏̽̅͐͝͠R̸͔͖̪̖͉͎̀̾̔̕͝͝͝͝A̶̰̮̜̻̹̓̐̂̅̀ͅI̶̛͔͓͌̑̄́̅͌̂͝͝D̸̢͚̯͈͇̜̞̳̣͉̹̬̣̆͜
p̵͙͍͙͓͈̈́̌͋͊̋̄̈́̓̇̀̇̽̋̕͠p̶̳̬̳̃w̴̪͍̪̰͔̙̤̼̉͗͐͆̇́̓̔̋̍͘ȩ̸̨̠̠̩͚̠̫͇̦̬̩͈̉͆͊̅̔͐̿̍̓̋͘ŗ̴̛̙̝̦͌̿̊͊̅̂̎̊̍͘̕̕͝͡͠ ̶̛̥̫̈͛̂̆̔̌͗̽̎̕͠ȍ̴̗͉̼̘̰̮͎̦͂̏͌͋̔͜͟͟v̶̩̇̓̀̀̽̑̃͊̾̒́̾͘͘e̸̟͈̊̀͟ŕ̴̢̲̯͈͙͇̝̭̦̙͈̫̾͂́͐̚͜͟w̷̧̻̘̣͍̬̣̜̟͕̞̠̖̐̒͟͝͝ḥ̸̨̘̘̻͎̦̬͋͟͝ė̵̬̠͙͙͙̱̫̆̒̅͐̎͂̂̎ṗ̸̦̰̘̳̜͙̺̖͈̈́̎̏̒̕̚͝͠͝ḿ̷̨̺̟̖̥̯͊̂͑͋̈̓̕͡͝͡ĩ̸̧̧̧̛̛̱̠̱͓̙̣͎̐́̑̓̓͜͝ͅͅñ̸̪̯̣̆͑̏̏̌̈́͜g̶̢̗͕̯̤͈̙͉͋̈́̀͑̇̚͟͜͝!̶̨̖̞̖̬͎̯͍̳̝͈̞̇̀̉̋͋͐̀͛͊̀̒̽̍͑ͅ!̵̳̲͖̪͋̾̀͑͟
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modern metal band logos are really getting out of hand smh
This is so accurate. Try reading this without knowing what it is. It's impossible
Answer
"Femtanyl" as it's the artists name
What about this one?
Answer
LITERALLY NOBODY KNOWS 😭😭
First one isn't even metal. But yes. Not doing that is why anyone even remembers Party Cannon.
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I don't know too much about HV, but I thought that even the crazy path shown in the picture was still the path of least resistance. Is that wrong?
Dielectric breakdown, literally carving its own path of least resistance through the air.
You might not like it, but this is what peak conductivity looks like
It is still the path of least resistance but it created it itself. It ionizes the air creating a channel for it and then makes the leap, creating a conductive conduit of plasma/ions, as air currents move that around the path of least resistance can get progressively more nuts because there's still a path through the ionized air.
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Pshaw, even at LV, it's a lay theory that is, at best, vastly incomplete and, at worst, demonstrably false.
Electricity will flow through all paths, the most electricity will flow down the path of the least resistance.
That arc is going up because the plasma is hot and the air is turbulent.
Yeah, maybe it needs a Hedberg-ism to get it across to people.
Electricity takes the path of least resistance. It takes the other paths, but it takes the least resistance path too.
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From what I've seen, nothing will make a bunch of linemen hit the deck like the sound of high voltage switchgear opening when they weren't expecting it.
"NNNNYYYYYYAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZTTTTT"
I think that still is actually from this video of a switch opening. Sound on, it's real neat.
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Does anybody else see the beastman with safety googles and clasped hands screaming into the sky?
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Always fun stuff to work with, DI water or oil are great insulators, though one sucks to clean up if you spill it 😓
With sufficient voltage, everything is a conductor.
With insufficient voltage, everything is an insulator.
Neither may be conducive to those roles, but everything has some conductivity and some resistance (super conductors being a possible exception).
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Also High Voltage. This human body will do just fine.
slaps head of a man This bad boy can fit so many volts!
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Noted, high voltage is potato energy.
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