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[–] [email protected] 105 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I mean it takes more than one person to fuck an ostrich.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago

We’re hearing it was a sick ostrich.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you serious with that turtleneck?

[–] TheEvilEye 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You lose a lot of heat in the neck

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe they tranqed the ostrich?

My research concludes that the only way the Ginger and Boots could have fucked an ostrich is if it was a dead ostrich.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Dead ostriches need loving too.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I heard it was a sick ostrich

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I heard it was a dead ostrich.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just KNEW I would see this here. Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Folks'll say that it takes two people to fuck an ostrich.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (5 children)

It would take at least two guys to fuck an ostrich. Maybe 3. Unless it was a sick ostrich.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

How do you think his was found out? If there was only one person, nobody would have known

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ah but that's why he's doing BJJ.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't believe he fucked an ostrich...

Based on that photo though... his DAD...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The rumors that Zuckerberg smuggled several tons of heroin out of Afghanistan are completely untrue.

It was actually meth.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Hey now, stop fact checking, will you?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Degens need to mind their scruples.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Good idea. Keep posting image damaging fake news about him until he maybe reconsiders removing fact checking. But wrong place, this is not Facebook.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Facebook has officially become 4chan for boomers

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Jax 22 points 1 month ago

Yes, it's crazy - you won't find anything else about it online though, Meta has scrubbed it from the net.

Spread the message as far as you can.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

As sure as God's got sandals.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Community note: It was an emu, but Mark is working hard to be able to sub an ostrich.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Truth is, we cannot be certain Mark Zuckerberg fucked an ostrich. The only thing we can be certain of is that his mother very clearly fucked an ostrich and/or was herself an ostrich.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Fuck, facebook I can see the changes. Facebook looks closer to 4chan now.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Hey! It's the guy who did the killing of Jerry Danson the CEO of Heartchair on april 12th !!!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'd like to see more realistic miss information about him. This is obviously fake but when the other side does it it's more unclear

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

The truth is he didn't fuck an ostrich but asked his wife if she thought fucking an ostrich would be fun. This has all grown out of proportion

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Zuckerberg, trump's new butt boy, announces meta will stop fact checking.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I prefer the one that calls him a pedo. But who knows? I heard he brushes his teeth using milk to rinse. Guess we'll never know?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But I thought the joke was to say something that isn't true???

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

......joke?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Dude fucked a baby ostrich? Gross!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

There's no way he topped an ostrich...

If anything, the ostrich fucked him...

And it was ashamed afterward...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

That's a very impressive feat, those things are monsters

[–] Anegro_Montoya 3 points 1 month ago

Ostrich pedophile Mark Zuckerberg raped another ostrich! Was his head in the sand like last time?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean..... Do people want Facebook to be the arbitrator of truth?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Imgonnatrythis 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Even after this whole ostrich story broke?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
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