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For something that's satire, I have to say the numbers are surprisingly low. Though maybe that says more about my tastes than anything else ๐Ÿค”.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

That... actually sounds like an interesting idea for a board game

[โ€“] agamemnonymous 15 points 2 months ago

Isn't that basically Mouse Trap?

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They're called "puzzles".

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What does it says about everyone that agrees (me included) ? I would have fun with that and know at least another person who would.

[โ€“] AwesomeLowlander 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Let me introduce you to jigsaw puzzles. They even come with a picture showing you exactly where every piece should go! :D

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

much too easy ! I'd prefer weirdly convoluted text and uncomprehensible images please. I was actually picturing a group of friends arguing over the rule book. Whoever succesfully argues for it's interpretation of it wins.

[โ€“] AwesomeLowlander 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah, you're describing the 10k piece, monocolour, false fit, advanced version.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

now, that sounds interesting !

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Star Wars: Imperial Assault

I was gifted it and still haven't found a group willing to play. It's easier to get a SW5e party together, or Mothership

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Made by Fantasy Flight. The only contents are the instructions and 3,007 unsorted 1mm x 1mm cardboard tokens.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Campaign for Africa?

[โ€“] mindbleach 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

... shit, that's viable. You could make that fun and funny for real. Kinda like Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes, but in cardboard. And dice and tokens and string and clay.

[โ€“] AwesomeLowlander 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Have an actual playable game after setup, but the game you play depends on how the pieces were actually setup. If you really screwed up, you play house rules Monopoly.

[โ€“] mindbleach 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, like it's bugged. Rules don't work as-written because things aren't lined-up properly. There are no remaining cards in the yellow satchel because they're mismatched with the tile stacks. Rotating the dungeon panels traps a player because any correct alignment of doors is in NP-hard.

But once you've improvised that all cards get shuffled back in and one-sided walls don't count... you can walk to the exit in like two turns, right? We're gonna Any% this bitch.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Isn't Decorum basically "set up the board properly"?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Not sure I ever even played Mousetrap.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

None of the rules mentioned in the article actually sound that convoluted (other than specific names I wouldn't remember). I've played worse.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I am looking at you nemesis.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

A full fleet scenario for Star Fleet Battles would make this game look like tic-tac-toe.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Small book for a 2.5 hour setup. (25 pages)

Empyreal feels like it's a long of a setup, but it's not nearly that bad.