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Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 hours ago

Turning it off and on again is a universal truth. A defibrillator works by turning the heart off then on again.

(You don't defib a patient who is flat lining. You defib to fix an erratic heart beat.)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Sometimes the fix is to turn it off, take it out back and beat it with a stick.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 hours ago

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

I got a killa up inside of me

[–] L0rdMathias 119 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

In theory. In reality it's not on or off it's always on and it's high vs low voltage.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Ah, so the answer is just to get high!

[–] [email protected] 54 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Orrrr get low

To the windowwwwwww...

I'm old

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 hours ago

Thx now I have Need for Speed Underground in my mind

[–] [email protected] 20 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Till the sweat drip down my balls

[–] [email protected] 11 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

My crippling anxiety attack

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

I thought it was fart but I just shat

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe I'm misremembering (or it's just old knowledge and new chips are more sophisticated) but despite it being low voltage vs high voltage the outcome is still on or off because there's a resistor in the semiconductor that either allows current through or not. If it were a light switch it would be the equivalent of turning the light on or off.

[–] slackassassin 0 points 4 hours ago

Ya. It's more like "current go this way or current go that way" than it is high/low voltages.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

And yet I still have electronics to this day that require me to pull the plug to get going again 😂

[–] earphone843 9 points 12 hours ago

That's actually why. You have to drain the power from the circuits.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Our LG washing machine does this once every year and a half almost like clockwork. It will simply refuse to do anything until it is unplugged and then plugged back in.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

It may be clockwork. If its power hasn't been interrupted in the interim, i.e. you have very stable power at your house, that's got to be some kind of overflow bug in its software. A timer somewhere is running out of room to count clock ticks and it barfs.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago

washing machine

overflow

heh 🫧

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

I've an oven which when turned off in hot state while in convection mode will turn on the fans for few minutes next time I turn it on, regardless of mode and temperature. To overcome this bug I need to put mains power off for couple of minutes and let the caps keeping the ram alive drain. Not only it has hot state reset bug but also a ram initialization issue as well it seems. Thankfully that state is not stored in nvram.

The manufacturer was as expected: 'we're not software guy, we can send an 'expert' engineer (who knows only to replace parts, no debugging) and it'll cost $$'. I thought I'll reverse it and fixing someday, till then I'll live with it.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (5 children)

Studied computer science. The answer is yes.

A computer is a funky thingy that's a jumbled city of stuff turning on and off with the one master on/off thingy which is the clock on the processor.

When it switches from negative to positive a lot of small switches everywhere switch, some stay the same, some flip. It's all just a bunch of rythm dancing of switches going off and on.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

I come from the net. Through systems, peoples and cities to this place: Mainframe. My format: Guardian; to mend and defend. To defend my new-found friends, their hopes and dreams. To defend them from their enemies. They say the user lives outside the net and inputs games for pleasure. No one knows for sure, but I intend to find out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Studied computer science. The answer is yes.

NP = P, folks. Pack it up and go home.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

We need a cells at work type of anime but about computers.

It’s all just a bunch of rythm dancing

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Until some stray gamma ray hits just the right spot, flips a bit and either nothing at all of everything all at once happens.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

It's all just a bunch of rythm dancing of switches going off and on.

I want this rhythm game now.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Mostly, though there's also fire-fighting too.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Watching the IT crowd for the 1st time with the wife. So, so funny.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

It might be the best show in the universe. Or maybe not, but either way it's funny as hell 🤣.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago

I don’t want to talk about it.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

That would also mean that all IT problems are caused by turning something off and on again at some level.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

If you just stopped using your computer it wouldn’t crash.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago

[ticket closed]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It's why I say as a software engineer: computers were a mistake.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

A million years ago some asshole fish decided to crawl on land and now I have to deal with IT problems.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

But computer solve problems you wouldn't have without them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

You're... you're right.

It's like, all part of some yin-yang thing.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 13 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

This is only true for quantum computers.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (3 children)

"Since words can be represented in binary, thus as a sequence of ones and zeroes, [..], doesn't that mean that all questions can be answered by saying no, then yes again at some level?"

How has no one pointed out yet that this is conceptually wrong? Turning something off & on again is cycling the same switch. Solutions to IT problems are setting different bits, which is binary for "using different words".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

How dare you use logic on my computer logic-related shower thought.

But yeah, I get what you mean. I had that thought at some point after posting. This is why I should probably just keep it in this silly thread and not write any philosophy essays soon.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

Ooof. That's deep.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

Upvote for username :)

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