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wait that's in the actual manga?
"kindly"
"Would you kindly..."
Would you kindly let me play golf in peace in my underwater dystopia?
Directed by Robert B. Weide
For all of y'all thinking about typing it out, the video is no longer available.
We'll never know.
For those of you who are skeptical: https://spankbang.com/5ns26/video/japanese+vintage+milf
"This video is no longer available"
I don’t know what I expected
Risky click of the day
We can dream
Betrayed by the global clipboard
Heaven forbid you check what you posted before clicking 'submit'...
This is why you always copy something innocuous immediately after
Sure the students got a good lesson thanks to kde connect.
Today's lesson: Prepositions
Come on me. Come with me. Come in me.
If you insist.
Edit: Are those separate requests or all at once?
Only ~~three~~ ~~four~~ ~~nine~~ sixteen(?) ways to find out.
8 (2^3) if we count doing nothing, 7 otherwise
I'm learning so much
Remember class sometimes in Japanese no means yes
Edit: before anyone thinks I’m making a rape joke. No. In Japan there is this weird cultural thing where Japanese women have to seem demure or shy. And they continue that appearance even during sex. Hence why many Japanese women will say things like だめ (dah-meh) which means no, やめて (yamete) which means stop or いたい (itai) which means it hurts during sex. But they actually mean the opposite.
And how do I unlearn this?
Yeah, that's what it means when it is said in the "you're so naughty" sort of way.
In my experience, Japanese women say "I'm come" during sex. Hopefully they don't mean the opposite.
Hi come, I'm Dad.
And people say you get nowhere by gooning
It was pure immersion learning
So 3D POV porn has worked out the kinks, pun intended?
Maybe there is a chat room and he wants to discuss the history of... Eh....
As funding has been cut we will proceed with online lesson being hosted here on spankbang.com
You should watch "Ongezellig", an animated pilot with 5 short episodes á 5 minutes.
You will get the relevance to this comment in the first episode.
What's onzellig
"Ongezellig" is dutch and means "unsociable".
It's a story about three adoptive sisters Maya, Coco and Mymy. It's in dutch, but the subtitles are great.
I approve this. You should go watch "Ongezellig" right now!
One time I was looking for /r/tinder and copied "tinder" from my clipboard to a teams chat with a colleague. I didn't even try to explain, it would only make me look more sus.
Stepsister here. I tried to enter but got stuck in the log in screen
Doing the lords work