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[–] [email protected] 62 points 5 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Today's lesson: Prepositions

Come on me. Come with me. Come in me.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_ 21 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

If you insist.

Edit: Are those separate requests or all at once?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Only ~~three~~ ~~four~~ ~~nine~~ sixteen(?) ways to find out.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

8 (2^3) if we count doing nothing, 7 otherwise

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

I'm learning so much

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Remember class sometimes in Japanese no means yes

Edit: before anyone thinks I’m making a rape joke. No. In Japan there is this weird cultural thing where Japanese women have to seem demure or shy. And they continue that appearance even during sex. Hence why many Japanese women will say things like だめ (dah-meh) which means no, やめて (yamete) which means stop or いたい (itai) which means it hurts during sex. But they actually mean the opposite.

https://youtu.be/dr2xOQKpU90

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

And how do I unlearn this?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Yeah, that's what it means when it is said in the "you're so naughty" sort of way.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

In my experience, Japanese women say "I'm come" during sex. Hopefully they don't mean the opposite.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Hi come, I'm Dad.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

And people say you get nowhere by gooning

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

It was pure immersion learning

So 3D POV porn has worked out the kinks, pun intended?