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[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 85 points 3 months ago (5 children)

So... they claim to be non-citizens...

Do they know what happens to non-citizens (that also don't have a valid green card / visa)?

🤔

(anyone wanna tell them?)

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 46 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

There was a previous post here where the sovcit had problems at work because he was asked for proof of work authorization (aka green card, EAD, or valid I-797) because he claimed he was a non-US citizen.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago

The Qcumbers chase them on the highway for 40 miles and strangle them.

Oh wait that's just non white people.

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

No one’s coming for Billy Bob.

[–] theonlytruescotsman 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Free travel outside the US? Sign me the absolute fuck up. Who the fuck is wanting to stay in this shit hole, exactly?

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Might wanna learn about something called "Statelessness"

TLDR: Not a fun state of existence

[–] theonlytruescotsman -4 points 3 months ago

Guaranteed asylum claim? Sign me the fuck up.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 45 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh yes, The police will be sooooo impressed.

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 43 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's pretty impressive to just admit to a bunch of crimes without anyone asking you to.

[–] Reverendender 12 points 3 months ago
[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 43 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

No Drivers Licence-No Insurance-No registration-No Inspection.

Why is everything capitalised besides "registration"?

Why does the American Flag have stripes going the wrong way?

Why does it say no registration whilst having a registration number!?

How did they spell "exempt" wrong?

How dumb are these people...

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's all part of the magic spell that makes laws disappear.

Why does the American Flag have stripes going the wrong way?

Good catch, should be at a 45° angle with gold fringes.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Good catch, should be at a 45° angle with gold fringes.

Made with blue ink.

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 3 points 3 months ago

Using straight lines, in the shape of a kitten ?

[–] Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why does it have a flag at all? Isn't the whole concept to be independent of the US?

[–] FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 14 points 3 months ago

It's called the "U.S. Civil Flag" apparently? I'm too medicated to make sense out of this website at the moment

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

The flag is supposed to be hanging vertically and not horizontally; when hung vertically the stars should be behind the speaker’s right shoulder (or the audience’s left side)

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 42 points 3 months ago (1 children)

“Don’t tread on me. Come and take it.”

Towing companies entered the chat: “Okay, we’ll take your shit… ‘without prejudice’.”

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Sounds like the towing company will be the ones saying: "I got mine."

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 32 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Why bother having letters and numbers on a “registration plate“ when it doesn’t mean anything anyway?

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

UCC 1308 is a legal code I think.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Shouldn't it be "USC", Untied States Code?

[–] meco03211@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago

UCC is Uniform Commercial Code. Oddly enough there are laws within those codes that do sorta say things like "private vehicles are exempt". The part sovcits miss is those are definitions prefaced by something like "for the purposes of this section the following words are defined as..." This means outside of that section your private vehicle is not exempt from most laws. Really only the ones governing commercial activities. That's why they try to tell cops things like "I'm not for hire" or "I'm using this in my private capacity, not commercial".

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago
[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 12 points 3 months ago

How else can you sell shit to fools ?

[–] Taalen@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Maybe it's less likely to draw attention than no plates at all? If you're not paying attention, your brain just goes "letters and numbers, yup, that's a license plate".

[–] federalreverse@feddit.org 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

DOT EXEPT

... wait, is that a typo and it's missing either an M or a C (EXEMPT or EXCEPT)? That would be a little embarrassing.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It's supposed to say EXEMPT

[–] navi@lemmy.tespia.org 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wow, if only they didn't make that typo, this one neat trick would have worked!

[–] Trigger2_2000 1 points 2 months ago

All for want of a spell checker! Sovcits sure do love their spells 🤪.

[–] BreadstickNinja@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

The M stands for "manumission" and has already been freed from bondage, like the driver.

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 3 months ago

No, "EXEPT" is an acronym here.

Elon's X Enables Papa Trump

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I really should get in on printing these for rubes.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They'll probably try to pay you in Moorish dollariums though.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago

You only ship when paid through whatever payment gateway

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 months ago

There’s so much stupid printed on there it looks like Dr Bronners soap.

Except the soap at least works.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Building your own roads to drive on must be a pain in the ass tho.

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 months ago

Maybe writing "exempt" on a car or plate carries an additional penalty?