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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Don't microwave coffee, dump and make fresh.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

How wasteful.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Coffee brewers that have a hot plate under the carafe will burn and ruin coffee. The best method of keeping coffee fresh is to keep it in a sealed container (like a double walled carafe with a lid)

Microwaving coffee is actually a pretty decent way to re-heat it, but the taste will depend on how fresh it was kept prior

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Burn and ruin? My god man, it’s veritable caffeine tarmac lining the intestines and pumping that blood like crazy. Taste bud plebs, the lot of them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

See, I like to actually enjoy myself sometimes, instead of just hating the world

And part of that enjoyment is good coffee. Fresh, locally roasted coffee, that I grind fresh each morning. I either take it black, or with a splash of milk, depending on my mood

Drip brewers are perfectly fine, so long as you don't use the hot plate. But the biggest impact on coffee flavor is the freshness of both the roast and the grind

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Came here to say the same. Microwaving coffee is awful.

[–] snugglesthefalse 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a liquid, it's not going to lose its crunchyness.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I put creamer in my coffee, no way in hell I'm microwaving my coffee with creamer. It's gross.

[–] snugglesthefalse 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I usually use milk and it's fine, how does creamer compare?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I wouldn't microwave milk either. It just ruins the taste of the coffee microwaving it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The problem with microwaving coffee is the fact that coffee goes rancid after heat or sitting out.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

This is the way.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

But I like it burned and ancient. Seriously. Used to go round the office and dunk all the dredges in my tumbler, dump 1/8 cup of sugar in there, ice it down.

Yes your horrified, yes I got fat.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Microwave coffee. It's fine, you'll be fine.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Can confirm, we have been doing it for at least half a year now. Why? Lazyness. And it doesn't taste noticeably worse imho.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Chef Mike hard at work.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait a minute, where did this coffee come from?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Did we have teleportation devices in our homes all this time?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Incorrect.

It's right next to me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Now let’s talk about your choice in cameras.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Put the foot down on your camera if you're going to leave it open. Not for any technical reason, it just looks better. Or don't I guess if you like it that way.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

A mug on a plate is not interchangeable, conceptually, with a teacup and saucer. Even ones decorated in a rather fetching Wedgewood-esque style.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Saving this so I can send it to my dad every time he leaves his coffee in the microwave (he does this often).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

You got anymore of them pixels?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You were almost right, I forgot I made coffee an hour ago but too late I already noticed it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

My wife is like an alcoholic leaving half-drunk beers all over the house. I dump them into my own cup, nuke it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Who the hell microwaves their coffee?!?!

[–] scottmeme 1 points 1 month ago

Jokes on you, I don't drink coffee

[–] DudeImMacGyver 1 points 1 month ago

Like hell it is!