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And jeez what happened to it anyways? It actually used to be pretty decent back in the 98/XP/7 days :(

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[–] neidu3 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Everything is a .wav, you just lack the frequency hearing range.

Back when /dev/dsp existed, you could pipe any data to it, and it'd treat it like PCM data. Wav files sounded like they were supposed to. Everything else sounded like... well, also like they're supposed to, i guess.

[–] [email protected] 231 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (15 children)

aplay: "Hey kid... wanna listen to the sound the Linux kernel makes when you push it through the sound card?"

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[–] [email protected] 105 points 4 days ago (2 children)

VLC represents what the internet could have been and what it should have been.

Wish we could start again with a new internet.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 4 days ago (5 children)

It's because Jean-Baptiste Kempf is a GOAT and said "non" to fuck-you amounts of money to sell out VLC.

I don't know if I've had the strength to say no to that much money and obviously, that kind of cash has corrupted all but a few bastions of what makes the Internet an awesome place.

Shoutout to Raymond Hill of uBlock Origin fame and all those supporting the lists it depends on. Some many adblockers sold out (including the original uBlock) but he champions on making the Internet a remarkably better place when used. Dude even refuses donations (says list maintainers deserve it more).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Best way to reward them would be to be like them. I'm sure they too long for world where people act with integrity

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I hadn't thought of it in these terms. Sometimes, someone says something profoundly true and you just have to stop and reckon with it. Fuck RealPlayer and all the other crap (RealPlayer may have been the first (popular) app to deliberately trick people into enabling stuff (hidden checkboxes)). What if capitalism hadn't happened to the internet.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Windows media asks you to pay Microsoft for a decoding license if you try to play an HDR video.

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[–] [email protected] 149 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

"Oh no, I can't play this modern video file using a codec that's literally been around for more than 10 years unless you pay me $0.99 for a codec pack..."

Every single time I forget to change it and I want to play an h265 file from my phone.

[–] [email protected] 87 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Enshitification is what is happening, the original windows video player was way more capable than this modern garbage.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 days ago

I forgot that VLC wasn't standard. 😂 I looked at the other icon and thought "wait what's that?"

[–] [email protected] 74 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

Windows Sound Recorder used to open literally anything - text documents, pdfs, images, executables, DLLs, and attempt to play them as audio. Photoshop files make especially interesting noises through it. I used to use it for samples. Got some great noisy stuff that way.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I used to write dark ambient and noise records as a hobby. I got some of my best samples from that method.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Got any fun clips to share?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I have the album I made with them! Some of the tracks are solely composed of Sound Recorder playing non-audio files, but every track contains samples created that way. The quality isn't the best, this is a CD rip because I've long since lost the original files, but since it's experimental industrial noise, the audio quality doesn't hurt much I guess.

https://soundcloud.com/themachinal/sets/the-machinal-disturbance

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I used to do this with audacity. It's fun to open an image, and apply some audio filters to it, then export it. Makes for some interesting photo fuckery results.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Oh, I didn't know audacity would do it. Well I know how I'm wasting time at work the rest of this week...

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[–] [email protected] 106 points 4 days ago (13 children)

If something doesn't open in VLC, you can usually safely assume the file is corrupt lol

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 days ago

Just because VLC plays a file doesn't mean that the file isn't corrupted.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

If something doesn't open in VLC...then you should probably try it in Media Player Classic, and if that doesn't work then the file is totally fucked.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

Or mpv, the real chad.

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[–] [email protected] 120 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The C in VLC stands for Chad

[–] [email protected] 52 points 4 days ago

From Wikipedia:

The VideoLAN software originated as a French academic project in 1996. VLC used to stand for "VideoLAN Chad" when VLC was a chad from the VideoLAN project. Since VLC is no longer merely a chad, that initialism no longer applies.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Had to install VLC last week because the Windows player didn't have the codec to play a video someone sent me from their smartphone. Seems like a pretty common use case to not have figured out..

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They make you pay for some codecs, it might have been that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It was and fuck that if they can't even include the most basic ones

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 days ago (10 children)

I still find it strange that windows media player classic consistently works better than every new media player they've introduced since. It seems like if you make OS's you cannot simultaneously make a good media player, eg. Quicktime/itunes/wmp/groove

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

TBF iTunes is a terrible player but made the shit loads of money so I guess they achieved what they set out to do.
And I would argue iTunes is the reason for newer media player versions being shit since of course MS saw that there was money to be made and tried to do the same.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's the logo for a multi-billion dollar corporation's built-in media player for their flagship OS? It looks like one of my side projects.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

That logo paid for some kids house.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

To watch this new type of hvec media you need this free codec.

Wait did we say free i mean

~~There is a paid version next to the free one.~~

~~You can pay here, that other one is for retail and industry please dont use it, only use the paid one.~~

Your hardware doesn't support the free codec according to the error message we gave it. Hand over your money to install this identical approved one please.

[–] rotkehlchen 35 points 4 days ago

I absolutely love VLC

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

mpv: those files have some exotic image format, they're not videos. Here is your dia show with your custom upscaling shaders.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Thanks for mentioning the name because I honestly didn't know what software the second icon was supposed to be.

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