MellowSnow

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Dead I am the one, exterminating son in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Hell yeah

Dog chews on a lithium power bank and burns down the house. The pets escaped unharmed. in c/[email protected]
A woman brought her own snacks to Despicable Me 4. Then the police arrived in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm calling the police (unless you share with me too).

How did you find your significant other? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

Well, of course. You're Gary.

Don’t say the z-word in c/[email protected]
Jonathan Frakes keeps asking you to take things in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I'm dying lol, you're so right.

SIGNALIS - Elster in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Good to hear! I just started playing yesterday!

I Want Better Games With Worse Graphics And I'm Not Kidding - Aftermath in c/games
What would your last words be? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Death by snu snu?

Spirits, what is the best gaming handheld? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (8 children)

A

Guess I'll die in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Doot doot

Four o’clock in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Lol don't worry, same. Probably better told than written. Still a good dad joke I'd not heard before haha.

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