this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2024
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[–] Furball 70 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Poor guy thinks he’s an airport

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's one landing strip I'm not excited to see

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 1 points 1 month ago

Maybe he'll pull his pants down to even things out.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My dude who cut your hair moses

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

"Moses? I gochu, fam."

  • their barber, probably
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shaving a 🍆 in your hair to woo the girls.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

…what does your penis look like, bro

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Frayed and wrapped in cellophane???

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a lesser known condition, peeing is really tough when the noodles get soggy.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 3 points 1 month ago

Then you can tie it up into a farphallus!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

Ladies, I am single and ready to shop for hats

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Why not?

someone will have to take a hit for the team on the way to inventing new hair styles.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Bro surprised to get more sympathy than if he shaved it all

[–] mindbleach 7 points 1 month ago

Abigail Thorn: "My man is an entirely new orthogonal kind of bald."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

All this guy needs to pull ladies is some strong double-sided tape, and a cat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago