My dude who cut your hair moses
this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2024
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"Moses? I gochu, fam."
- their barber, probably
Poor guy thinks he’s an airport
That's one landing strip I'm not excited to see
Maybe he'll pull his pants down to even things out.
Ladies, I am single and ready to shop for hats
Shaving a 🍆 in your hair to woo the girls.
…what does your penis look like, bro
Frayed and wrapped in cellophane???
It's a lesser known condition, peeing is really tough when the noodles get soggy.
Then you can tie it up into a farphallus!
Why not?
someone will have to take a hit for the team on the way to inventing new hair styles.
Bro surprised to get more sympathy than if he shaved it all
Abigail Thorn: "My man is an entirely new orthogonal kind of bald."
That's that nu nu neo-nazi.
All this guy needs to pull ladies is some strong double-sided tape, and a cat.
S E X Y !