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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shaving a πŸ† in your hair to woo the girls.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

…what does your penis look like, bro

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Frayed and wrapped in cellophane???

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a lesser known condition, peeing is really tough when the noodles get soggy.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 3 points 1 month ago

Then you can tie it up into a farphallus!