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[–] [email protected] 59 points 4 weeks ago

when you put it that way i see why aliens refuse to make contact with us

[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

There are other kinds of bloody holes that lack teeth to shove your tongue into.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago

hemorrhoids

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago
[–] FGoo 5 points 4 weeks ago

All 28 of them

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

any hole can get bloody if you tongue hard enough

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I'm taking a shovel out back and will report later on this science experiment.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago

egnlish hard

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

Like "town" with a j sound on the end

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 weeks ago

Take bad enough care of your teeth and you can experience this again. And this time, it'll never end.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

If you don’t brush your teeth and eat sugary stuff you’ll be able to soon enough. Or just ask a Jets fan why their team won’t stop loosing

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago

You can also have that while brushing your teeth 3 times a day :(

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 weeks ago

Yes officer, this is the post. Lock em up!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I used to keep loose teeth connected by the last thread for as long as I could. Then I'd rotate them around and bite gently.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

reading this made me flinch

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 weeks ago

I see Osaka I upvote ... wait wtf?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago

for the right price, your friendly local dentist can arrange this experience for you once again.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The neat part is you can imagine how that feels with your tongue.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

I don't even have to imagine it I've had a total of 8 teeth removed so far and got to experience it a couple times

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago

I find that on LSD, all my joints and bones feel off, like a freshly missing tooth.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago

You can do that again when we grow back teeth in the very near future.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago

I can help with that, with or without dusters?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago

You can still do that if ya want. It’ll be more permanent too 😁

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

Unironically, yes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

People always say they hate those dreams when your teeth fall out but I love them. I especially like the ones where new teeth grow in afterwards and you can rip them out again

[–] TriflingToad 5 points 4 weeks ago

I have never had a dream like that...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Good news! You can experience this another 32 times!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

just imagine if we were sharks. we could do this shit like once a week forever