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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

I always knew California was a bedrock of metal illness

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago

I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missourah.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

STOP doing manifest destiny

Nations were never supposed to span from coast to coast

Want to have more coastline anyway? We have a solution for that: it's called a PENINSULA

[–] [email protected] 14 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Stalin: our nation should span from coast to coast

Putin: I won't be satisfied with just the Crimea peninsula

[–] [email protected] 7 points 18 hours ago

Iberian Peninsula is so hot right now

[–] [email protected] 28 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Left: Mental Illness

Right: Mental Illinois

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Mental Illinois sounds like a sick band name

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As someone who just moved from the west into "the REAL US" ... this shit is old and broken and slow as fuck and everyone just accepts it like it's supposed to be that way.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

Because it’s either that, or they pay taxes. They made their own bed.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 20 hours ago

So THAT'S what the psychs meant when they said I was living in a state of mental illness..

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Is it too late to get a refund for the Louisiana Purchase?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What I wouldn't give for my state to be part of France rather than this US bullshit.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago

We bought it for pennies. Imagine the ROI.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago

I second the motion of making the Louisiana Refund real.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (4 children)

NY, Florida, Texas, California are the only states, the rest is Ohio

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (5 children)

if your state has a natural border, it's real. otherwise it's a prank. Which square state are you from, the one shaped like a square or the one shaped like a rectangle. get real motherfuckers

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago

states in the northeast

"we are the Midwest! :D"

"whelp, it's retarded. honey, look away." loads shotgun

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There seems to be a mistake with this map, Minnesota is a Canadian province

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

Texas can't be upstaged

[–] [email protected] 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Florida just shouldn't exist and I'd probably move California over to the other side. But on the whole I think this pic is passable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

Northeast + West Coast and Everywhere Else.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sooner or later Florida won't be a state anymore.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

That's clever those buildings could potentially become home for the future fishes for sure. https://www.newsweek.com/map-shows-cities-that-could-go-underwater-sea-level-rise-1996760

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

Ah but obviously tourism would spike to see to see the lost city of ~~Atlantis~~ Florida

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Colorado: Real US

Rest of the states: Mental illness

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

True. Also how is Florida not mental illness? SMH my head.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] the_crotch 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

You left the panhandle, which is the worst part of florida

[–] Pika 10 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Despite the fact that I have family in florida, I would definitely swap florida and California status, least Cali does something good for the country with their tech innovation and privacy laws. I can't recall the last time Florida did something good

[–] vaultdweller013 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

As a Californian I can say thats probably the least we give since we have a shit tonne of different industries within the state. Reminder we are the fourth largest economy in the world.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

Wow are we really that high now? Last I knew we were like the eighth. Either way that's still wild to me how high were are.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Florida will be part of the sea in the near future. You don't have to worry about them for much longer.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

The line is so....vertical. Incorrect but funny.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Nevada exists but only for Fallout new vegas

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

How cute. The mental patients are playing a game, where they pretend half of them are normal <3

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

A yes, the eternal september of 1806

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

It's all turtle island as far as I am concerned

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