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[–] [email protected] 148 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

With his fragile ego, I’d spend the entire time asking if he could smell that awful smell. I’d ask him to check the bottoms of his shoes, drawing more and more attention and increasing his discomfort, all the while pretending that I’ve never heard of Elon Musk.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Putting this tactic in my back pocket for uncomfortable social interactions.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The only way to survive uncomfortable social interactions is to become one with them.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

The only way to survive uncomfortable social interactions is to become one of them.

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'd like to think that I'd find a quick easy way to Luigi him but I know I'd just stare and look around for his security and be questioning my life choices that I was in the same room.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago (47 children)

Why the fuck are you spending so much money getting to a dead planet when you could be spending money to save a living one?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There’s no magnetic field. What’s his long term plan there?

My guess is it’s a billionaire “I wanna” thing and it goes no further than that.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I would ask him who he is. Then when he gets upset that I don't recognize him and he gives me his name I say "hmmm, never heard of you."

Watch is ego implode.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I’d slap him. I don’t fucking care, I’m dying from societal neglect and welfare failings and like literally 0.00001% of his wealth could fix all my problems, you have to be inherently selfish to hoard all that wealth (not to mention be inherently evil to get it in the first place).

(this is a joke, I wouldn’t put it past Musk for suing for verbal assault or something)

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

fuck being sued this country needs a story like that in the news

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago

"how bad is the kompromat on you? Were they teenagers or like much younger?"

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

"What happened to your concern about climate change?"

Followed by

"You've completely debased yourself by supporting the one guy who will destroy the planet. And for what? A slight to your ego because Biden gave you the cold shoulder once? You are a huge thin-skinned bitch and will be remembered as one"

[–] funkforager 27 points 1 month ago

Shortest answer is always money. The richest man got much richer and plans to get richer yet after this.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/economy/elon-musk-put-277-million-into-the-election-he-s-200-billion-richer-this-year/ar-AA1vTrEZ

Elon Musk’s net worth has climbed by more than $200 billion in 2024, a massive increase in the same year that the world’s richest person spent at least $277 million backing Donald Trump and other Republican candidates. 

The bulk of the increase, more than $170 billion, has come since Election Day.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You've completely debased yourself by supporting the one guy who will destroy the planet.

He's going to make millions and get disproportionate power in government that he never would have gotten otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

pretend not to know who he is

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If my reaction the first time I saw a cybertruck IRL is any indication, I'd scream.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

Mine was point and laugh, but I would react the same if seeing him IRL.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just prerend you dont know him, and just refer to him as this "new older intern"

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Do you follow this Elon guy on Twitter? He says the stupidest shit.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Hey, does this rag smell like ~~chloroform~~ neurotoxin to you?"

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

"It's obvious you're just mad that your daughter is trans and that Grimes left you, everyone can tell"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"How's the catgirls thing going?"

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Your face looks weird. Have you had surgery?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Who did your hairplugs? I'd probably get my money back.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Show him this picture and just ask "Why?".

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[–] explodicle 17 points 1 month ago

I'd just leave myself. Words mean nothing to fascists; I'd be wasting my breath and sitting at his table.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

I would literally pretend I had absolutely no clue who he was or any familiarity with any of his "achievements" or why they're "important". It would be pretty funny to see him try to respond to that.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"Oh, I know you ! you're that Ironman guy who can't build himself a flying armor ?"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

More like, you're the guy dancing on stage with that orange pedo

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Elon is friends with Gillaines Maxwell, himself

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

What's a stab wound feel like?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Lol you think his 24 bodyguards will let you near him?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Does this rag smell like bromine to you?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Move my seat behind him and flick paper footballs at the back of his head.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tell him about trains without saying trains and hope for the best

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Can I have a dollar?"

If he says yes, and give me a dollar, I'd wait for him to put his wallet away and then ask,

"Can I have another dollar?"

And then do this on repeat until he stops.

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[–] Grandwolf319 11 points 1 month ago

Remember when most people who had heard of you liked you? Wouldn’t a genius be able to keep that good image?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The only question I'd have for someone like him is.

"Do you think even the worst person can change...? That everybody can be a good person, if they just try?" And then I'd try my hand at fighting him after I got through the Sans Undertale speech.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

"How was it servicing trump?"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lean over and whisper in his ear, "everyone hates you."

Something that would just..utterly fuck his brain for a while. If there was something that would motivate him into an Ebenezer scrooge character arc, I'd be so down.

If I had stealth techniques available to me, i would consider it.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Elon, if you developed a really ferocious strain of ass-cancer, do you think it would affect your entire body?

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