funkforager

joined 1 year ago
[–] funkforager 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Logan Paul, so far!

[–] funkforager 1 points 6 days ago

You’re all welcome

[–] funkforager 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

There it is! McTominay!!! (Edit: Zirkzee, even better!)

[–] funkforager 1 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Would be cool to see a goal, though.

 

knew he was a bad dude and a creep but holy hell.

Records state that the alleged events happened as early as Nov. 14, 2023, to as recent as July 31, 2024. The alleged assaults were reported on Aug. 9.

On Nov. 14, 2023, George is accused of pinning a woman to the ground, strangling her and slamming her head into the ground multiple times, resulting in post-concussion syndrome.

Between Nov. 1, 2023, and May 1, 2024, George allegedly followed a woman out to her car, demanded she exit the vehicle and held a gun to the window to "encourage her to exit the vehicle." Once she got out of the car, he put the gun to her stomach and escorted her back inside the home she fled, records state.

Between June 8-10, 2024, George allegedly tried to kill a woman by "shoving a towel down the victim's throat and stating 'You think God is going to help you?' while she was attempting to pray in the closet that she would not die." Furthermore, he refused to let the woman leave the residence and strangled and assaulted her.

Sometime between May 1, 2024, and July 31, 2024, he allegedly sexually assaulted a woman who had just gotten out of the shower.

On July 27, he allegedly threw a woman in a closet when she was trying to leave the residence.

George is not currently in custody.

[–] funkforager 63 points 1 week ago

Pulled a Rittenhouse.

Something something didn’t think the leopards would eat HIS face!

[–] funkforager 1 points 2 weeks ago

Neither did the text I had in bold you numpty. Let me know when you put down the goalposts again and we’ll have another kick

[–] funkforager 46 points 2 weeks ago

I mean it writes itself

 

From the signing of the kids lunch bill. I just feel like even the laziest version of this is pretty fun.

[–] funkforager 6 points 3 weeks ago

He’s got plenty of aluminum foil to go around

[–] funkforager 10 points 1 month ago

Thats right. Your vote counts the same as one in Cincinnati or Cleveland or Athens etc. then the whole state goes one way or another. Thats why turnout is so important!

Also there might be down ballot races you vote for that move the needle. Everyone forgets about local elections but they actually matter way more to your life on a day to day basis.

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