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[–] [email protected] 61 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

What programming language returns a 500 error because it fails?

A 500 error code is a critical server failure, It isn't something that can happen because a piece of JavaScript failed.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 12 points 3 days ago

Javascript also exists on the server, and an exception would cause a 500 error. Semicolons are optional in JavaScript, except for a handful of cases. One of those is in a for loop. I'm guessing the professor was running a nodejs app and did something like this (intentionally bad style because professor):

for (x = 0; x < 5 x++)
{} 
return x

Boom, syntax error, which would return a 500 air status in a nodejs web server framework.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Maybe PHP? Since it runs as a server and returns computed results in a browser... Though I'm pretty sure it'd just return the compiler error text

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Php outputs HTML at the end of the process. If it didn't run because of a missing semicolon it would just output an error. It wouldn't crash

[–] lurch 5 points 4 days ago

this is not always true. many tutorials encourage people to do a setup that does not output a PHP error to the web, as it can leak info that may help an attacker, such as the file path the error occurred in. in setups like these PHP will log the error to a file an attacker can't access (often /var/log/php/error.log ) and exit with a failure status code, which many common web server setups will turn into an HTTP 500 error. Some server setups will just send an empty file though, which will be a blank white page shown in a browser.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Old IIS versions with PHP would do this when running in production mode. Talking about 2010-2012

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

IIS. That brought back bad memories.

[–] merc 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Any programming language that runs on the web server and doesn't gracefully handle its errors. There are many web servers implemented in Javascript, but it could also be Java, it could be Perl, it could even be C/C++ if someone is being masochistic.

[–] taladar 11 points 4 days ago

Couldn't be a compiled language, those wouldn't even get to the point where you send a request.

[–] [email protected] 86 points 5 days ago (3 children)

how tf would a missing semicolon result in a http server error

[–] [email protected] 61 points 5 days ago (2 children)

In ASP.NET applications, specifically in ASP.NET Web Forms and ASP.NET MVC (pre-Core), the compilation process is dynamic and happens at runtime if source files like .cshtml, .aspx, and .cs files are present on the server.

ASP.NET uses just-in-time (JIT) compilation for views (.cshtml, .aspx, .ascx, etc.) and sometimes for code-behind files (.cs). When a request hits a page, ASP.NET dynamically compiles these files into temporary assemblies.

If there’s a syntax error, missing semicolon, incorrect type, or any other compilation issue, the process will fail and throw a 500 error.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

why would you use asp in an introductory course

even if you have like a student learning platform so they don't have to install anything, surely it would wrap the code that's submitted so it doesn't crash the application

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

my guess is he had all the boilerplate written, and was using a single line or two of "working code" to show what the technology was capable of

but it's 4chan greentext so it could be fake and gay

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Yeah, what he said.

[–] merc 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If the web server is implemented in any of the languages that require semicolons.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

why would you demo a for loop with a web server

[–] taladar 11 points 4 days ago

For the same reason our OS memory management class was in Java, a language without pointers, because some idiot decided all courses had to be standardized on the same language because the industry says they need people who know that language now.

[–] merc 7 points 4 days ago

As one step of building a bigger project that demonstrates something web-ish.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago (3 children)

File fails to compile, web server tries to run the file, error.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 2 points 3 days ago

Nodejs exists. Here's a JS snippet that would throw an exception:

for (x = 0; x < 5 x++)
{} 
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

if your server runs user-submitted code server side, that's a paddlin

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

It never said user code.

This could as well be an intro to php and the server may be set to not show errors and instead just fail.

The lecturer then writes some code, forgets a semicolon and gets a 500.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If the file failed to compile the server wouldn't execute it because a file wouldn't be created. A compile error stops the process, It doesn't result in a corrupted output, since that would be really stupid.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

You must have never used the eclipse Java compiler.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Intro to IT on some webform stuff is truly the darkest timeline.

Where have the good old times gone when peeps were tortured with plain C in some atrocious outdated IDE from the ancient times?!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Ugh, I don't want to touch codeblocks again

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

I do that too forotheer subjects