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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This idea is overused as heavily dependant on which school you go to. My school taught a finance course, and gave advice on job seeking and interviews.

Also, mitochondria is usually taught at GCSE in the UK at least, which is not the last year of school. 'Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell' is very much a meme, it might have been interesting to use any other piece of useless information taught in schools instead.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (6 children)

My favorite part of the "mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" memes (especially when cited as useless info being taught in school) is that it's grammatically incorrect. Mitochondria ARE because the word is plural, and any self respecting biology teacher knows that. The fact that this is cited as something drilled into students minds when people can't even recite it back properly is hilarious.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Because the last five years have shown, that we have spend way to much time teaching people biology.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

That's exactly what I always say when people repeat this.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Ok. So. Here’s my take.

No high schooler is EVER gonna pay even the slightest bit of attention if we incorporate a “taxes and accounting” class. No shot.

We learn certain general subjects like this in science mainly to learn critical thinking, analytical/logical reasoning skills, how to apply the scientific method (which, yes, can come in handy in many areas of life besides science).

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

No high schooler is EVER gonna pay even the slightest bit of attention if we incorporate a “taxes and accounting” class. No shot.

Ask any teacher who's taught it and they'll confirm. People just like to bullshit. They lie about not being taught things they were taught too. I'll bet many had a lesson that went over tax brackets etc and they just ignored it

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It would probably make more sense to ask the bio teacher for sex ed than economics.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Lol. Mainstream economics is nothing but ideologically charged excuses for the status quo. And you wouldn't learn heterodox econ in high school anyways.

At least we do know how mitochondria works.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (7 children)

It has been taught, you weren't listening during math/economy classes dipshit

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Frankly, we should move on from the mitochondria and start talking about the immune system. I want pre-schoolers to know about the interleukins, goddamnit! Let the children in first grade recite a list of adjuvants! And somebody ~~shoot~~shoo away vaccine deniers!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

We need to train more medics in the Team Fortress 2 university, so they can shoo AND shoot vaccines at vaxx deniers

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But mitochondria is cool, it has its own dna because it used to be a separate organism. It fused with us, only to be made into a joke by us.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It also separates raw protons from hydrogen atoms and somehow turns it into spinny-motion, which it then turns into chemical energy with incredible efficiency. It’s a wild piece of biological machinery

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Cause it’s the teacher making this decision, riiiiiiight

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Do you guys call your teachers at school (i.e. not university) "professor"?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Not in the US. Professor is for college teachers.

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[–] captain_aggravated 13 points 1 week ago (30 children)

If we're going to scrap something from high school to add a tax lesson, let's ditch some literature. Over four years my graduating class studied 5 shakespeare plays and a handful of sonnets. Surely we could have cut out Much Ado About Nothing and The Tempest if we still have Romeo & Juliet, Hamlet and Henry V.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Reading comprehension is more important than ever ... And you want to cut the classes that teach it? Why?

[–] captain_aggravated 8 points 1 week ago (12 children)

I'm unconvinced that Shakespeare is a particularly good exercise in reading comprehension given the vocabulary, phraseology, spelling and grammar is 500 years out of date.

I remember reading Hamlet out loud in class, and that was the last of the plays we studied so we had read some Shakespeare before, and every other thing you're running into a sentence that doesn't work or a word that is NEVER said except in Hamlet like 'contumely" or 'orisons' and you just get a room full of teenagers saying words one by one taking none of it on board.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

If anything, learning to understand words from a text without knowing their definition makes it better for that

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

People seem to be conflating economics and personal finance.

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