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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago

Advertising they're a real breadwinner.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

That car better have good suspension.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

For every ~~animal~~ gluten you don't eat, I'm going to eat three.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Hail seitan!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm willing to bet decent money most people who can't eat gluten probably agree with this person. Gluten free food has gotten a lot better, but unless it's something that wouldn't typically have gluten in it anyway it's at best almost as good as the non gluten free option.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I've had to avoid gluten for a year or more, and I fucking love spaghetti.

Quitting has been way harder than with smoking (anything) or drinking coffee or alcohol.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Honestly I am a gluten stan since I discovered seitan. It's a meat substitute made with wheat protein (gluten), some oil and spices. It has way more flavor and texture then tofu and you can make your own, just need gluten flour. This is why the top ingredient for a lot of fake meat products is vital wheat gluten, if not soy. Probably sucks if your a vegetarian with celiac though since it's sort of getting in everything.

Though I doubt this person loves it as a meat substitute considering there love of lard.

[–] zarkanian 6 points 2 weeks ago

I'm a gluten stan, too, but I still wouldn't announce it on my car. (Although a "Hail seitan" bumper sticker would be pretty great.)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I used to eat so much seitan, but I can never make it well myself

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

cries in celiac

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

“THE LARD IS GOOD”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

The true definition of a breadrin

[–] cocobean 5 points 2 weeks ago

John Pinette: "I don't know what gluten is but apparently it's delicious"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

This isn't a new kind of person... This is just a troll. A superhuman troll. Who the hell wants to piss everyone off while driving?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Lard is best for weight gains! Your weight will go to the moon! With just a small integration of lard into your daily routine! Tired of being skinny and ugly? Now just be ugly with Lard! (Disclaimer: the bodily composition of a person on Lard treatment is heavily scewed toward increased body fat and decreased muscle, Lard Company LLC INC Charity is not responsible for adverse health complications as a result from over use of Lard.)