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[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Edit: Oh my god, it's actually a real thing, and it costs $575. I promise I don't play Star Citizen and have never seen this before. I genuinely just wanted to make up some stupid bullshit (I literally just ripped the class name off of one of the ranks from the game Ratchet: Deadlocked and gave a type of ship that sounded expensive), but Chris beat me to the punch. Bravo.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Want to get disappointed in them even more? Google "concierge" status. Tldr is if you spend $1000 you get access to a second "store" that has more expensive packages, some going for $40000 or more. Some of the more expensive packages are only available if you spend $10000 or more already and get the "wing commander" level.

It's literally a "I'm a whale" sticker that unlocks shit to buy for ridiculous amounts of money. Gaming journalists don't know about it because you need to spend a ridiculous amount of money on it already, so nobody covers that bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Over 640€even, I am sure that’s not proper conversion but ok, it’s flying fucking expensive in any case. Jesus. Who the heck buys these overpriced dead pixels?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

I was thinking oil magnate’s gamer kids, but yeah, those too.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

Dude is living the greedy capitalist dream almost to a T. Never have to deliver a final product, players buy up digital ships more expensive than six years worth of games, and thats it thats the business model.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you talking about the RSI Polaris or the ship carrier Anvil Liberator? Because neither are as long as 400 metres.

Also why the hate?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I made up a class name and assigned it to an expensive-sounding ship because I've never played Star Citizen and have never even been on the website; in trying to make up some dumb bullshit, I accidentally came up with something that approximates the Anvil Liberator.

And, you know, gestures wildly at the $48,000 ship pack; the fact this in-game asset I basically just made up by accident is real and sold officially for $575; the lack of any release timeline and the way it's been in early access for over a decade despite raising over $1 billion, amounting to a never-ending whalefishing expedition...