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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Funny story. I did wake up this morning with a pain in my absolute fuckwaffle.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I am currently on an icepack for it lol.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My last physio said you should apply heat to that kind of injury rather than ice .. what you need is an absolute fuck-waffleiron

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

:)) I alternate both hot & cold. My partner is a LMT.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I literally just woke up in the middle of the night because of sudden pain in absolute fuckwaffle. Now it's gonna fucking hurt for a week.

[–] Assman 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Y'all ever look at your phone too long and then your fuckwaffle hurts for three days?

[–] illectrility 9 points 3 weeks ago

You mean the absolute fuckwaffel, I presume. The fuckwaffel is located near the heart and makes you feel like something's wrong with your heart every other day

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That lowest circle, I get that if I sit on a couch too long playing video games or watching football. I injure myself by sitting on a couch.

[–] Peppycito 11 points 3 weeks ago

Me too. Train yourself to keep your shoulders back and down. While you're doing that point your chin forward and then bring it back into your neck keeping your head straight. If you look like an idiot doing the chicken walk, you're probably doing it right.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

But what would the rotator cuff be called?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Well, it's 4 muscles. Acronym: SITS.

You'll have to come up with a group of 4 assholes.

[–] ArbitraryValue 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

So it's not just me? Sometimes my body decides that I must constantly keep my face pointed down and to the side for a few days, and these muscles are the enforcers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I've got a thing right now between my traitor and jackass, but can't quite get it to pop.

[–] waffle 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sorry what the hell did you call me??

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I exhaled too hard this morning and now have a sharp stabbing pain in my absolute fuckwaffle. Getting old sucks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Muscles hurt when they don't get used. Strength exercise fixes this, although you will replace it with some level of soreness instead.

Still, it's worth it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

My this-asshole is sore from sleeping too intensely. Usually it's my fuckwaffle so that's nice for a change.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I've had the pleasure of being reminded about this asshole a couple of months ago.

Can't wait for the next time! 🤢