Management: "Men are having sex in the stalls. Let's make them see through to discourage them."
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Management: "Why is there always a line to the men's room now?"
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Um, why is that guy naked?
The Costanza method
I'm genuinely impressed you located a thumbnail for this response so quickly.
I want a torrent of all your memes. That's got to be quite the collection.
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Some people poop naked. I do.
It all started as a kid when I accidentally dipped my T-shirt in the toilet (it was the 90s, so everyone's clothes were baggy and oversized then). So from that day on the shirt had to go.
Then in another incident, urine accidentally spilled over the bowl into my underwear, so from that day on the pants had to go as well.
It's been decades; clothes fit properly and I now know how to aim. But the habit never went away.
Are these both American-style very high water level toilet bowl problems?
How high does their toilet water go??? An oversized t-shirt dipping into the water? Urine spilling over into your underpants?
I am frankly appalled hearing this information. Either they're living in a bizzaro wacky world or OP uses the toilet in an extraordinary fashion.
Jnco era was not natural, that explains the shirt. Wee wee is tiny and points under the raised seat. Commenter must hold said wee wee down to keep it from spraying from under the seat. Leaning forward is not enough, commenter is shaped in a way that makes wee wee aim up.
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I'm pooping naked as we speak
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He fighting for his life
Nope, wearing flip flops
He's thinking.
I assume this is in the locker room at the gym and he is about to take a shower
Hey we've all had those days
I call that the Costanza maneuver
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I want you all to round up the people who make these decisions and bring them to my sex dungeon. I'll take care of this.
...I....I did it...
Oh shit, gotta fund raise for the sex dungeon I lied about.
Let me know when the Kickstarter is ready I think you've got a solid business idea
The wall decor with what appears to say 'Your Time to Relax' with some sort of illuminati eyeball in the corner really brings it all together.
Now that you mention it, what is that spectre of death against the far wall? Oh, it's one of those shits. LOL
That left picture feels like modern art. Like an anti- "Thinking Man" with a cellphone. Add in the "Your Time Relax", and it's perfect
Edit: Where do they put their cellphone when they wipe?
Ruining people's forearm workouts smh
This is abhorrent
Name and shame
Whoever made or ordered this probably loves frosted glass effects in UI too.
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I remember when clothing stores would use these (they go opaque when electrically charged)
I hated everything about it
I've stayed in hotel rooms like this. In some circles it appears to be a thing.
I mean hotel rooms where the bathroom has a clear or somewhat translucent wall to the rest of the room, and sometimes no door.
Helps discourage room sharing which in turn bumps up average revenue per customer
I hate to inform you that hotels do this so people who are using the room to hook up with a sex worker can watch and make sure they aren't being robbed while they're in the shower or bathroom.
How do you keep the shit smell in after you drop a real stinky pickle?
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This shit hot lmao....
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