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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

I'd just get a mouse that doesn't have this bullshit before paying for this. I'll buy used if needed. I'm not subscribing to a fucking mouse.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I've managed to pay under $20 for all I can click mice. They last more than a year typically. Even with tariffs, I'm getting a chinese mouse, and y'all can f the f off.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I see you're getting a subpar keyboard rate

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's not real right???

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It was almost a reality https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/07/logitech-has-an-idea-for-a-forever-mouse-thatrequires-a-subscription/

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Nah, I already got the 24,99 family plan that includes 500 premium clicks every month. I just hope they don't follow through with their crackdown on account sharing.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I want to know what priority support looks like for a mouse.

Like what questions would you ask? How would they troubleshoot before sending you to tier 3 support?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Enhanced clicks use AI to help predict where you want to move the mouse and pre-clicks it, saving some time and effort .

The elite plan allows game cheats in selected games developed by trusted partners .

Not at all responsible for wrong clicks.

Support helps when there is a noticeable pattern of wrong clicks and refers you to training

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

10000 clicks a month? Man I might do that in a day or 2

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Looks like someone is getting the unlimited plan!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Your post truly disgusted me. I like that.

[–] andrew_bidlaw 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd like to unironically place this popup on public office laptops in order for users to collect themselves and stop being afraid of touchpads and keyboard commands.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Touchpads are the devil.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Old ones were absolute cheeks, modern ones are much better, a mouse will always be preferred. Bonus points if it's wired.

[–] andrew_bidlaw 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you use this laptop on the day to day basis - yep. But if a notebook is brought to you for a limited time to open one single presentation and show it on the screen\projector with a clicker I don't really want to bother with carrying a mouse too. It's needed for three clicks total.