this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2024
419 points (96.2% liked)

memes

10511 readers
4342 users here now

Community rules

1. Be civilNo trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour

2. No politicsThis is non-politics community. For political memes please go to [email protected]

3. No recent repostsCheck for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month

4. No botsNo bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins

5. No Spam/AdsNo advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live.

Sister communities

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
all 29 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 47 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think they may need a poop chainsaw for this one.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Oh man, that sounds as messy as that time me and my partner tried anal after living on whiskey and Taco Bell for a week.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

So that's the backstory to the username...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No, I don’t want to talk about that backstory.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Playing hard to get are we? What if I say please?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Poop mulcher

I have typed few words that I was worried more about typos

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood!

[–] Assman 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

It's better than bad, it's good!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Plumbers call it ”Brown Friday" :>

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Every Friday is Brown Friday somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

LPT: Go easy on the deviled eggs.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Now look, there’s only two - maybe three - social events where stuffing my face to the gills with deviled eggs is semi acceptable.

I made my peace with the cholesterol, and I’ll pay the next-day toll every time that platter gets brought out.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Dietary cholesterol has little to no effect on blood cholesterol.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9143438/

We confirm from the review of the literature on epidemiological data, meta-analysis, and clinical interventions where dietary cholesterol challenges were utilized that there is not a direct correlation between cholesterol intake and blood cholesterol. This lack of correlation is mainly due to the compensatory mechanisms exerted by the organism to manage excess dietary cholesterol, including decreases in cholesterol absorption and down-regulation of cholesterol synthesis. A great number of epidemiological studies and meta-analysis indicate that dietary cholesterol is not associated with CVD risk nor with elevated plasma cholesterol concentrations. Clinical interventions in the last 20 years demonstrate that challenges with dietary cholesterol do not increase the biomarkers associated with heart disease risk. Further, in the specific circumstances where eggs are the source of dietary cholesterol, an improvement in dyslipidemias is observed due to the formation of less atherogenic lipoproteins and changes in HDL associated with a more efficient reverse cholesterol transport. However, if the cholesterol sources are consumed with saturated and trans fats, as happens in the Western diet pattern, increases in plasma cholesterol may be observed. The most recent epidemiological data and clinical interventions for the most part continue to support the USDA 2015 dietary guidelines that removed the upper limit of dietary cholesterol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Nice. I thought of deviled eggs because they played a funny part in an episode of Resident Alien I watched a couple nights ago (s2e8). Paying the next-day toll lines right up with it lol.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Clearly that means you didn't drink enough

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

But I drank a whole pint of gravy!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Doctor says you got to drink 8 cups of gravy a day

[–] Threeme2189 2 points 5 days ago

A liter (of gravy) a day keeps the doctors at bay!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Gotta flush mid poop sometimes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Morning wood?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

all that food and you only shat out a little log like that?

That's not even half of what one of my breakfasts will do to my toilet

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

My love is in league with the freeway...

[–] ohellidk 1 points 5 days ago

Busiest day for sewers!