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[–] [email protected] 102 points 2 years ago (3 children)

While it's commonly believed that Dan Crenshaw wears an eye patch because he lost one eye to an IED in Afghanistan, it's much more likely he uses it to adapt more easily to changing lighting conditions when going below deck.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

He is waaAy too establishment to be a pirate.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Aye sea what you did there...

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is he gay? I kind of always assumed he was since most extreme conservatives are just in the closet doms.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

You don't have to be gay to be dominant

[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Guys like this are the kind of guys that end up shooting kids out of fear.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

The venn diagram is a circle

[–] MrBusinessII 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That could apply to both these douchers

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I was referring to "I can take isis on myself" hard man Leon.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

To me it seemed like an obvious joke

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

It is, and it's hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Come on dude. We didn't leave all our joke sensors on reddit, did we? I mean reddit had enough missed pointes on its own already, but you're smarter than them.

[–] sanpedropeddler -2 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Is there something wrong with the navy guy specifically or are you just not a fan of most military people in general? I've never heard of him so idk.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

He's a former right-wing member of the House of Representatives, that was involved in a number of scandals, and attempted to bring a firearm through TSA security multiple times

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dan Crenshaw is a proper shithead politician, just google his ass

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I recommend googling his face, but it is very hard to tell the difference between the two.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He's an anti-LGBT bigot, anti-bodily autonomy wrt abortion, thinks COVID isn't dangerous, and is a climate change denier. He's just one more Republican shitbird in a long line of shitbirds.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

He's also a criminal. He received over $200,000 worth of illegal campaign contributions. And, bafflingly, was only fined $40,000

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

IRL anime protagonist

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You know what? Send him, see what happens

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Worst case scenario, we lose an armchair warrior.

Best case scenario? He joins isis and weakens their ranks.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

I still cant believe Pete Davidson had to apologize to this guy on SNL.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i thought fuckface lost his eye after it got fucked out of his eye socket.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

The brave, brave mujahideen

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Fuck Dan Crenshaw

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You know that Hasan guy had quite a different story on how this fella lost his eye.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Didn't he accidentally shoot himself while drunk and fucking around with a gun or was that the oathkeepers guy?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, that's the oath keepers guy who was arrested, not the Texas rep who deserves to be arrested.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I’m quite curious what this story is

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

They're not like the other girls

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

skill issue

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

is this the original? Is this where “rip to _ but I’m different” comes from?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Built different, blow up different

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Look! Another murderer who lost an eye!

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 years ago

Oh, Twitter cunt with an engorged ego from 3000 years ago, I hope you're suffering now. RIP to you but your not different