Who's to say he didn't just want to die and take someone important out with him. In the mental state he was in at the time, he may not have even cared about politics.

If they've seen country music videos you can't really blame them.

Don't bring alligators and rattlesnakes into this, they did nothing wrong.

Put it in the microwave and then take it out when it starts popping slowly. I've never met anyone else that does that for microwave popcorn and it works perfectly fine.

You are truly the ultimate arbiter of who is allowed to procreate and who isn't.

If you saw this and thought it was horny, that might just be a you thing.

They got you talking about Duolingo. That's why they changed it.

Stimulant medication isn't a cure, you don't have to take it every day, and it doesn't matter when you take it as long as its far enough away from when you sleep.

Just do chest compressions only

By doing this they have effectively secured their survival. We will never stop growing them.

It never ceases to amaze me that some of my relatives genuinely believe that's a real thing that happens regularly.

Us real Americans make our own cheese with melted plastic and yellow food coloring. We don't need that commie dairy shit.