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[–] [email protected] 145 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

You know you’re in a fucked up timeline when you have to pause for a second and consider the possibility that this might be real.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

My thoughts exactly.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pfffff I'm taking that for granted.

You know, I watched idiocracy this weekend. We should have a religion based off that by this point, where are the scammers when we need them???

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

where are the scammers when we need them???

They're called the republican party, and the term is 'grifter'.

[–] CanadianCarl 3 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, I don't what happened to our timeline.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 3 weeks ago

Savage 😂

[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

At this point it isn't even funny because America is so stupid that this is even possible.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago

Seriously, for me as a European the only thing telling me this is a joke was the logo in the lower left. I had to look twice. This is fucking worrying.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

We can only hope Jessie The Body Ventura can save us

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I just got that it is a joke now that you said. We don't doubt anymore

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Hulkamania drops radioactive fallout on you?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Shed my skin and die screaming

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

"Hey, look, it sloughs off, just like raclette."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Somehow, an green, glowing, monstrous hulk hogan fits this timeline

[–] Lucidlethargy 33 points 3 weeks ago

He could blow up a dozen primarily black/ethnic schools, and Trump voters would likely make excuses for him.

For anyone out of the loop, Hogan is insanely racist.

[–] minibyte 24 points 3 weeks ago

The lead paint generation took the reins.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Fuck it why not, best case scenario is an Austin surprise return

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The image of Stone Cold Steve Austin in full rattlesnake mode kicking down the door to the white house and stomping A plethora of mud holes into every single person there all while his music is being pumped throughout the white house is a beautiful image, thankyou for that!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

BECAUSE STONE COLD FUCKIN SAID SO

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

AND IF YOU LIKE THAT GIVE ME A HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Lloyd, or Stone Cold Steve?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Stone Cold and that's the bottom line!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

”WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN THE HULKSTER DROPS THE NUKES ON YOU???!!!”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Peter Theil using his proxies to nuke the world like he did gawker

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Please tell me this is a joke

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"These colors don't cum channel"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

They really don't

[–] funkless_eck 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

which means that Bubba the Love Sponge gets to watch the launch

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

There is a name I thought I would never seen again when I left Florida :(

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I mean, just knowing the code is one part of what one can only assume is a process the Hulkster has little ability to carry out so yeah, whatever.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

wasnt the code 0000 for decades?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Wouldn't surprise me if that was true or just a story that got spread around until it just became accepted.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

'These Colors Don't Cum' channel

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Macho Man Randy Savage would be concerned if he was still alive.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Right on, brother.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

how is he still alive?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

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