~~51 years~~ 8 seconds

$ systemd-analyze
Startup finished in 2.277s (firmware) + 1.145s (loader) + 1.644s (kernel) + 3.211s (userspace) = 8.279s 
graphical.target reached after 3.211s in userspace.

$ lscpu | awk -F '  +' '/^ *M.* n/ {print $1, $2}'
Model name: Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-3517U CPU @ 1.90GHz

$ vmstat -s | awk -F '^ +' '/[0-9]* K t.* m/ {print $2}'
3901984 K total memory

The same group that put him on the debate stage? The same group that allowed him to come off fully arrogant and out of touch in the latest interview? The same group that has essentially thrown one of the most important elections in the span of a week? Fuckin hell, there's a case to be made of elderly abuse against this 'good group'.

I'm gonna vote republican-light (D), but this head in the sand bullshit is an additional turn off. You should care.

I get it, the stakes are high and fascism looms, but shilling for the oligarchy is just barf. I'm surprised y'all haven't started wearing blue hats 'keep america great' or some stupid shit yet.

Don't worry, Biden is going to do his best (before 8:00 PM), and that's all that really matters.

My debate performance was bad, but did you know that I'm also arrogant, out of touch, and largely unconcerned with the fate of the average citizen?

This interview really sealed in the flavor of debate failure.

regex feels like the kind of magic you get by consorting with dark forces

AKA reading the manual.

The concept is unanchored and untrue to its origins. In a world of mediocrity we all aspire to innovate, but not all succeed. This twist on a classic falls short, ultimately failing to capture and expose the natural flavor of despair.

This frozen delight deserved a kraft single and ketchup, not this heresy.

4/10, a high score considering the level of cultural disrespect.

Can I help you, smoothskin?

Democrats will continue to give sternly worded remarks all the way up to their appointment with the gallows, so brave!

Strategically speaking liberal politicians are backed into a corner and only have two real options:

1. Seize control preemptively, promoting conservative conspiracy to prophecy, and likely inciting CW2.

2. Hand over full control come January and hope they continue to maintain some privilege under a new regime.

They're already in check, but more concerned with soliciting large donations and collecting hot stick tips.

Sometimes I just agree with people so they can stop talking.

-Jet Li