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[–] [email protected] 214 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Americans aren't getting any lockdowns in the next 4 years regardless of any pandemic.

[–] [email protected] 137 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh we’re getting lockdowns alright, just not related to anything the WHO will recommend.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Remember how ok conservatives were about the parts of covid you could be racist about? Yeah they're more or less going to do that but just those parts and probably unrelated to a virus.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

And the parts that inconvenienced them.

If NY was locked down with refrigerator trailers full of the dead, that’s fine. If Dallas has the same, fuckit, we’re going to Applebee's.

There’s a serious level of chauvinism to their ideological club.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What about the woke mind virus pandemic?

/s

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Maybe the brain worm one.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

How many lives have to be sacrificed for them to understand?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Rookie numbers

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

They understand already

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Only those in red states who vote trump

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Oh we'll get lockdowns

Anyone who's even looks like the people of the country where the first case is identified will be locked down... in concentration camps.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (9 children)

The only nice thing in America is that states can make their own laws; when the bird flu pandemic starts, sane states will institute rules to deal with it, they don't need to wait for the federal government

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (5 children)

It won't be the pandemic it will be curfews when Trump enacts Marshall Law to combat the "dangerous brown people" in our cities.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

That Marshall guy sounds like a dick

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I could only BE so lucky. Lockdowns were a boon on both my partner’s and my life. I feel horrid for folks who were affected negatively but it was the best two years of our life, doing nothing but experiencing each other alone at home.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mis those days to. Cleaner air, relax living,...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Yhe lack of traffic in London was amazing

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I loved lockdown. I had so much stuff in my chest freezer I got to use, we both lost a bunch of necessary weight due to actually following serving sizes. I beat like, three games in my backlog. Didn't have to visit anybody, didn't have to leave the house. I worked from home, and worked enough to pay off my student loans and buy two luxury watches. Plus donate to my alma mater's fund for students stuck on campus. That was after my month long furlough, that is. Where I spent my time baking and cleaning and painting and every week I trimmed my facial hair into worse and worse creations to annoy my wife. We got an inflatable hot tub. I set up a project in the basement. We got a dog. It was one of the best years of my adult life.

Only downside is my grandma died.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I’m so sorry about your gramma D: That absolutely sucks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I thought it was great. The streets were clean, the skies were clear, the lines at the supermarket were short, traffic was minor... and despite what people claimed, you could go out for a walk whenever you wanted, at least around here.

I talked to my neighbors much more during lockdown than I do these days.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Unfortunately I actually fear this may happen with the rise of MPOX in the states. If the people in charge of HHS and the Pandemic Response team get gutted or mislead then I fear we will be back to COVID lockdown but for MPOX.

[–] Aurenkin 43 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Don't worry, they would probably make any effective controls illegal at the federal level so no lockdowns, masks or vaccines for the next pandemic in the US.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't worry there won't be a lockdown we'll just die

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Hahahaha….ha………..ha looks around in silent alarm

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I'm not really worried about a Mpox pandemic as it only spreads by touch as far as we know. My concern is bird flu. We're starting to see more cases of it infecting humans and if it turns into a pandemic is will likely be extremely deadly.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Could still be for COVID. It's still kicking around

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ohh I know it’s still around but it’s it’s just endemic now and not pandemic. And we have a vaccine even if people don’t take it.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Due to pandemic or martial law?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

At least i won't have to patrol the Mojave...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I read this as marital law

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

The way conservatives "think" it may as well be. American Taliban.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Nuclear pandemic initiated martial law iirc

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

2025 obligatory alternatives to social distancing:

-Isolate in the office, just never go home (and keep working of course)

-Instead of not going to work, you can get a free brain worm at one of the new brain worm dispensaries

-ingest a lethal dose of Ivermectin

-Storm and plunder one of the official buildings on the list published on the Department of Patriotism's website (must bring own gallows parts)

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Best anti immigration solution ever found: have a deadly unchecked pandemic

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is this just a shitpost or is it a reference I don't get?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

There was so much BS in the extended QAnon bubble (like all vaccinated people will die in September) that it felt like one of that. Sad how I can't enjoy shitposts for what they are anymore. See what they have taken from us.

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[–] wander1236 7 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There was another lockdown?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah, March 2025, don't you remember? Plate armour was back in for a while.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Thank Christ we finally get away from the endless skinny jeans -> baggy jeans cycle.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I could never find chain mail that fit properly

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Way back in '25, yeah, it wasn't as big as the ones we had recently but they say the latest pandemic should start to clear up by next year. Hopefully it won't be like the predictions they made in 2034.

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