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[–] [email protected] 66 points 5 days ago (11 children)

Salt often tastes different when added during cooking vs after

[–] [email protected] 56 points 5 days ago (21 children)

Yes, but if you stir it into a warm sauce it will mostly dissolve and it will still substantially improve it compared to no salt at all.

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[–] GhiLA 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Sauce is a different matter.

But yeah, if you didn't salt that yeast dough, you aren't going to be making it better right before it goes into the oven.

Not all foods get the you can salt me whenever pass.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Once i completely forgot the salt in my bread. It was disgustingly bland; like, I couldn't believe a teaspoon of salt would have such a massive effect.

But I actually salvaged it by putting salt on every slice of toast I made with that loaf.

It worked out okay!

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Srsly?

This reminds me of a roommate my sister had, who asked her what went into a grilled cheese sandwich. She said just two pieces of bread with a slice of cheese between them. She went into the kitchen a few minutes later to find the roommate staring at the uncooked sandwich on a plate. "Something wrong?" she asked. Roommate answered, "Is this supposed to melt the cheese?"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like she's qualified to be Trump's next director of the FDA.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Especially if she's a billionaire now lol.

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 5 days ago (14 children)

Alternatively, instead of overloading on salt: for non-bland food:

  1. Get local in-season produce. E.G. Fresh tomatoes vs canned or long distance imports is a night and day difference. Also can be cheaper and you also know that the money is staying local, not feeding some rich fuck's investments.

  2. Mother. Fucking. GARLIC.

  3. Optionally, find a good chili oil.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Great tips, but starting with the word 'alternatively' sorta suggests that these will work instead of salt...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Yes, what i meant was instead of (overloading on) salt.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

Agree with all points. To expand on tomatoes...

local in-season tomatoes > canned tomatoes > all other tomatoes

Local is for sure the best but canned, which are picked ripe and processed soon after, are better than tomatoes that have had to be shipped. Those were picked before they were ripe.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Fwiw good quality canned tomatoes can be miles better than buying "fresh" tomatoes for the 8+ months of the year that they aren't actually in season (depending where you live in the world). Growers still grow them, but they're less sweet and less juicy. Canned tomatoes also break down way better for sauces. I agree with your overall point, and almost all of my fruit and veg come from farmers markets, but tomatoes generally don't for both cost and quality purposes.

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[–] starman2112 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Pro tip: if you want your food to taste saltier but you've already salted it, throw a bit of lemon juice in there. Oftentimes when your mouth tells you it's not salty enough, what it actually needs is a bit of acid

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Same thing if the food tastes too greasy or fatty. Lemon juice isn't a bad go-to for whenever you go "this dish is missing something, but what?"

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 days ago (4 children)

It won't be quite the same as having salted the pasta and the sauce, while cooking it, but "salvageable", absolutely.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

The water you boiled the pasta in is not the "pasta sauce".

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

She gonna eat the coffee filter too?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (3 children)

No, that will either be washed and reused or used as toilet paper

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Salt is one of those things that works even on raw stuff, go wild

[–] drasglaf 19 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I usually cook without much salt because you can always add more, but you can never remove it. This way everyone can eat each meal to their liking.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You could also cut the food with more unsalted food, to fix the balance. Not uncommon in restaurant kitchens.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (7 children)

You can also just add and stir in soy sauce. But add in garlic, some onion powder and chili paste for flavor.

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