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I raise you pasta coffee
She gonna eat the coffee filter too?
No, that will either be washed and reused or used as toilet paper
Getting a UTI speed run, any %.
Use it while it's hot. Warm, caffeinated TP
Nah, only use the coffee filter for solids, since that's what it's designed for.
Hope she knows they make reusable coffee filters. I bought one about 3 years ago and haven't needed coffee filters since
Do people actually eat pasta for breakfast?
I do from time to time. Some people like breakfast food so much they eat it all day, I’m that way about dinner foods
Yup. When my SO is out of town, my meals look like this:
Roll a D6 for any given meal.
Ok but there’s also the option to have a lovely pasta for breakfast. Or maybe a nice soup. There’s even garlic bread.
Sometimes