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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The water you boiled the pasta in is not the "pasta sauce".

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

She gonna eat the coffee filter too?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, that will either be washed and reused or used as toilet paper

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Getting a UTI speed run, any %.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Use it while it's hot. Warm, caffeinated TP

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 2 points 1 month ago

Nah, only use the coffee filter for solids, since that's what it's designed for.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Hope she knows they make reusable coffee filters. I bought one about 3 years ago and haven't needed coffee filters since

[–] bluelion 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Do people actually eat pasta for breakfast?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I do from time to time. Some people like breakfast food so much they eat it all day, I’m that way about dinner foods

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yup. When my SO is out of town, my meals look like this:

  • bacon, eggs, and toast
  • french toast
  • boiled eggs and toast
  • Eggs Benedict/Florentine (w/ powdered hollandaise, I'm lazy)
  • oatmeal w/ fruit, w/ scrambled eggs on the side
  • omelette

Roll a D6 for any given meal.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Ok but there’s also the option to have a lovely pasta for breakfast. Or maybe a nice soup. There’s even garlic bread.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago