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[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Srsly?

This reminds me of a roommate my sister had, who asked her what went into a grilled cheese sandwich. She said just two pieces of bread with a slice of cheese between them. She went into the kitchen a few minutes later to find the roommate staring at the uncooked sandwich on a plate. "Something wrong?" she asked. Roommate answered, "Is this supposed to melt the cheese?"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like she's qualified to be Trump's next director of the FDA.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Especially if she's a billionaire now lol.