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[–] [email protected] 110 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I wonder what the survival rate is for these fishes

[–] [email protected] 173 points 5 days ago (2 children)

According to the links in this post It's 95%-99% survival.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 5 days ago (9 children)

Then why can't I yeet a bunch of goldfish

[–] [email protected] 114 points 5 days ago (7 children)

One of the bigger reasons has to do with the square cube law - as the size of something increases, surface area increases by a factor of 2 but mass increases by a factor of 3, so little fishes have a surface area-to-mass ratio that is quite a bit higher than a larger fish, and they're more susceptible to abrupt changes in temperature.

Kinda like how an ice cube will melt a lot faster than a big slab of ice, the core temperature of some small fish like a goldfish is gonna change more rapidly than the core temperature of a big fish like a trout so they tend to be a lot more finnicky in regard to significant and instantaneous changes to temperature and stuff. A larger fish might shrug off a significant change because it affects them more slowly, but that might be a totally wild an overwhelming experience for a little fish to go through

[–] [email protected] 67 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And in a similar but completely different way, the fish are being added to massive bodies of water. Home aquariums are minute in comparison, so they can't balance out chemical swings as easily and are much more prone to higher levels of nitrites and other toxic chemicals. The larger the body of water, the more stable the water quality.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago (3 children)

So what I hear you saying is I need a bigger aquarium...

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 days ago

You always need a bigger aquarium

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You could probably air drop one goldfish into a 100 gallon tank and it'd be fine (assuming it survived the fall).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago
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[–] TriflingToad 55 points 5 days ago (1 children)

something i love about Lemmy is that on the drop of a hat someone is willing to calculate the "surface area to fish ratio"

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Problem is, you almost never know if that's actually true or complete bullshit.

It seems plausible, but killing virgins for rain also seemed plausible back then in the 70s.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"But it has rained, hasn't it?" Smug look

An example of why arguing with idiots is impossible to win.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

The 70s was a wild time.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The math actually works, and is quite simple. Just assume the fish is a sphere

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] dream_weasel 9 points 4 days ago

As opposed to the high friction vacuums we are used to.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

IMMA YEET THEM SO FAR

[–] WastingCommentSpace 5 points 3 days ago

I can only assume the fish goes in the square hole.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 days ago

Who's stopping you?

MAKE your DREAMS come TRUE

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Skill issue

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago (4 children)

You can yeet goldfish. Carp are stupid tough. It's the tropical fish we often keep that are kinda wimpy. Also, they're not coming from a super healthy environment (the store) to our tanks.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

Have a pilots license?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Maybe 95% survive, but how many are injured in a way that might impact their quality of life?

Since these are being dropped specifically for the purpose of being caught and killed asap, quality of life might not matter.

For your sad little goldfish, please be gentle!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

Also, gotta think about whether 5% mortality rate is acceptable.

For an airdrop number of pond fish? Sure!

For your hobbyist number of expensive fish? Absolutely not

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I wonder what the "fuck that hurt" rate is for these fishes

[–] rustydrd 64 points 5 days ago (1 children)

People ITT must've forgotten about the salmon cannon.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago

I have never seen this and thank you for sharing it because good god I needed it.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How do they stop the little parachutes from sliding off?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Just make sure the strap between the legs is tight enough.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

fluggelgleckheimlen

The fish are hardcore. None have used it yet

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago

From another similar post, introducing fish to a large body of water has to be done like this or else the fish don't understand or acclimate properly and die. It's a slap to the noggin like "hey wakey wakey, go find some algae to nibble on"

[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 days ago (5 children)

I'm gonna keep that typo. 😈

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Not sure I can let you get awat with that.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Honestly it fits. It reads like "bombs awWAT"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

Carpet bombing

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

Gotta weed out the weak ones with the fall.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

I'm guessing only a few need to survive

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

The famous flying fish.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Fishmonger bros be down there with a net

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

So, if I understand you correctly, what you're saying is - given the quite large body of water about half a mile away from me, all downhill, I should get a giant catapult and fling some piranha.

I'll go down in history, either for the best April Fools joke ever, or if my aim is off, the best Halloween prank ever 🐟🐠🐟😁

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Bombs Awash

[–] skittle07crusher 7 points 5 days ago

I mean, that’s just Utah… Good chance it’s not up to speed

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