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[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 days ago

Paracetamol

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fell on it.

No you didn’t.

[–] anomnom 2 points 3 days ago

One in a million chance!

[–] cheezoid2 18 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Humminum humminum nmimminim.

Minnumm minnumm ptkwumminniT

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

Crash test dummies?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

You summoned some shit with that last word

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago

Nothing, they had a PhD in seismology.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

None can read. What I’ve written.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"WAKE UP! You're in a simulation!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

“Take as needed until symptoms improve”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Which one of you bitches! Wants to dance?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Don't eat suppository this time

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

You skipped that apple again.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Honk twice a day if you can read this

[–] the_crotch 1 points 3 days ago

He who writes on bathroom walls, rolls his shit in little balls. Those who read his words of wit, eat the little balls of shit.

[–] Yerbouti 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

He who goes to bed with a itchy butthole wakes up with a stinky finger.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He who stands on toilet gets high on pot.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

One who runs behind car gets exhausted.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

"Don't believe everything you read"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

It's either lupus or sarkoidosis

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Stick it in her pooper!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

"The kitchen here is contaminated."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

True… Or not I can’t tell.

[–] Marduk73 1 points 3 days ago

Fertility Doctor #&_$ her right in the @#$--#

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

"I need to do a rectal exam now"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

L is real 2401