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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (9 children)

A recall that 99% won't be claimed since if you are buying butter you know it contains milk. Gotta be real dumb to think the butter is milk free.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You do realize we're talking about the same society that requires a warning label to not eat the shampoo?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

What?! You can eat the shampoo? No dog food for Victor tonight!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's the same society that just elected a fascist dictator-wannabe. No matter how many intelligent people you know, there's enough to do that.

Maybe warning labels were a mistake...

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Gotta be real dumb

Well based on last Tuesday, this is a shockingly large number of people.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They’ll just put a sticker on it that says “contains milk”. This is like one of those Tesla recalls that is really just a software update done to meet federal or state requirements.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

The US is the most litigious country in the world. They’re likely making sure all bases are covered just in case.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Gotta be real dumb to think the butter is milk free.

So like 50% of people then?

[–] pastermil 5 points 1 month ago

This is America.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (5 children)

ITT: lots of people wondering why this is an issue at all when obviously butter contains milk.

It’s because the company can effectively print whatever they like for the name of the product with no regard to the actual ingredients. A consumer needs to know what they’re actually buying because of things like allergies and intolerances.

In this case, and depending on the severity of the allergy, that missing ingredient warning could cause someone a bad case of the farts or something as serious as anaphylactic shock.

This being said, I’d still agree that people not wanting to consume milk should stick to products with positive confirmation that it is milk-free.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It’s because the company can effectively print whatever they like for the name of the product with no regard to the actual ingredients.

That is not true at all. There are laws that determine what you can actually put on your products, especially on food.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Yes. And Costco (inadvertently) broke them here. Hence the recall.

That was the point. If we let companies ignore the law when it "should be obvious", that gives them a lot of wiggle room to really fuck us over. And nobody wants that

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Ok fine, yes you are correct in that you can’t advertise a packet of staples as a frozen turkey crown, but you’re also arguing about a different scope. Apologies for speaking like a human on lemmy and not some sort of weird internet law robot.

This is a demonstration of what I’m talking about. To save you the click, this pack of ‘deli fresh’ turkey breast makes no mention of the cornstarch, dextrose or vinegar listed on the ingredients label. ‘Deli fresh’ is itself artistic license, as the product is packaged in plastic and not being served fresh from a deli.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I understand the "slippery slope" issue but what an insane waste of food just over liability and pointing out the obvious.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's not as bad as you think. Grocery stores will just send it back to the manufacturer and re-sticker it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What a waste of fuel and cause of extra pollutants for nothing

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

send it back

Just pay the end companies to put stickers on it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

What about putting a sticker over it?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As a person with allergies to specific foods, then don't make this mistake. Measure twice, cut once. These rules were written in blood, and tiniest violin for companies who fail it.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

If I were a customer who purchased this, I would just ignore it. I assume many will do the same. It isn't worth dealing with if it isn't an issue for you.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The recall is redundant, it should just be a notice that butter contains milk, and stickers for any leftover inventory.

Collecting it and destroying it like it's poison is silly. If your allergic to milk, you probably should not be buying butter.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

There’s an enforcement component. It’s designed to punish the producer so it hurts so it won’t do it again.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yup. If you are sensitive to a food product you should be aware already of basic products that by definition contain them. Like telling me yogurt is dairy based.

[–] rc__buggy 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll start the bidding for 24lb at $0.10/lb

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

lol, right! I’ll take all of it for pennie’s.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Weird, is there a crackdown on this sort of thing or did someone really mess up big? I was actually called by my foodstore today to let me know that liptons French onion soup mix was recalled because it didn't list that it has egg in it and my records show that I had purchased this. I don't know if I ever saw this kind of recall before let alone twice in the same day.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

I subscribed to FSIS updates and this happens pretty often. Allergen labels are taken pretty seriously. And they send out notifications when they come across one. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You have an intimate relationship with your grocer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Automated message based off rewards card info. Still it's the first time I ever got that and thought it was odd. At least you get something for giving away all your info to everyone.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

80,000 pounds is slightly over two tractor trailers' worth. For the whole country, that's not a big deal.

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[–] C126 10 points 1 month ago (19 children)

Since we're on the topic: do people refrigerate their butter? Those who do, what's your process for getting it on toast smoothly?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I refrigerate my butter and don't make toast very often. When I do make toast, I cut off the appropriate amount of butter and place it on the warm toast and let it sit to acclimate. After a moment, I spread it with a knife.

No, the spread is not amazing and creamy. It is still a little cold and chunky. But I don't care leaving your butter out is weird.

[–] Rutty 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Join the butter dish supremacy. I promise, you’ll like your life more

[–] Jackinopolis 3 points 1 month ago

Also use the salted butter to leave out. It keeps better and tastes better too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Butter is tasty but annoying, so I switched to those butter-vegetable oil hybrids.

They taste a bit like butter but spread like margarine.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A type 1 phaser set to the lowest stun setting will melt butter patties if you just flash it on and off quickly.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Oh! Lowest setting! That explains what happened...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Salted can be left out but not unsalted. I buy salted anyway, and it comes 4 bars to a pack, so I'll take out a bar, cut it in half, put half back in the fridge and leave half in a butter dish, replace as needed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Until recently, I had some butter on a butter plate with a lid, and would take it to room temperature in advance of wanting to use it. Not the best method, but better than only having fridge temperature butter. A few weeks ago I got a French butter dish after being introduced to the concept. You can keep a good dose of butter in room temperature, with water making it airtight so the butter stays fresh. So far very much liking it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I leave butter out. I try to limit it to a week, and usually succeed since I cook with it now. I’ve seen it turn color and taste after a couple weeks but it’s still edible and never made me sick

My brother refrigerates and claims that if you make thin slices it gets soft pretty quickly. I’ve also seen YouTube claims to that, but I must not be patient enough

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I've found that even a month is fine, even, at least for salted, although I try to leave it out for much less than that.

In any case, just slice off about a weeks worth of butter from your block or stick and and leave the rest refrigerated.

[–] Unforeseen 2 points 1 month ago

If I'm desperate I'll microwave it on 20% for 20 seconds or so. But these days I always leave a bit out.

Salted butter stays good for longer when unrefrigerated

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