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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

This I like

[–] [email protected] 294 points 1 week ago (14 children)

Another wild thought: Biden could test the limits of presidential immunity.

[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Joe Biden should see if squatters rights extend to the White House.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Biden already worked under someone who had no problem killing US civilians Source. That escaped prosecution because it was an official act despite it being a clearly criminal act 18 U.S. Code § 1119

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Didn't Obama also kick out more illegal immigrants than a bunch of presidents before him? Maybe I'm misremembering, but I do remember nobody giving a shit about illegal immigrants being kicked out. Then Trump came and people freaked out, as if it didn't happen under Obama as well.

Shit was weird.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Obama was literally known as deporter-in-chief and he deported more in his in either of his terms than Trump did in his four years Source. But be careful some smart ass is probably gonna start screaming you can’t say both sides, and you’re a foreign asset trying to depress the vote because they can’t be bothered to read.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (6 children)

From my perspective it was less about the numbers and more about how vocal Trump was about his intentions. Add to that the family separation policy and the STILL MISSING children when he's a known associate of Epstien there was plenty to be upset about.

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[–] andrew_bidlaw 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Grandpa's got a rifle, Grandpa's got a scope, Grandpa sees you winning, Grandpa blasts a NOPE.

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[–] [email protected] 145 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Biden should do an "official act", then resign immediately afterwards.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Like expanding the Supreme Court

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was thinking long range lobotomy.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (5 children)

My 85 year old German mother-in-law (born in 1939 and moved to Canada around 1960), suggested the same thing.

(PS I'm an American living in Canada)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

During his first term at the gym this little old lady was working out on the treadmill next to me and when Kelly Ann Conway came on the tv, she leans over and goes, oh that lady shouldn't be alive. (paraphrasing to not get banned)

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

Expand the Supreme Court to 200 people, appoint the most progressive persons out there. Federally legalize marijuana and drop all restrictions on it. Forgive all student and medical debt. Raise the federal minimum wage to $30/hr. Tax all rental income at 4,000%.

Sure it would probably all get undone before the Toupee hit 100 days in office, but what a sweet couple months that would be.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

Ah yes, yes...that's exactly what I meant.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

And removing the "presidential power to pardon".

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago

i like the way you think

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago

Oh no, those poor wealthy maga merch company owners would have to print something new knowing their cult would feel obligated to buy it?

Funny in theory but it'd just enrich the grifters. Yeah, the cult members deserve it...but I can't get behind furthering the wealth divide

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's honestly the least he could do. Sure he was a good president with good policies but keeping your head down and fixing things that the GOP are only going to claim credit for isn't helpful at the moment. The DNC has managed to turn decades of good will and evaporate it into nothing. So yes, giving us this small inconsequential win would not be too big of an ask.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

First women president as an asterix is just sad.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

fwiw she briefly had presidential powers a couple years ago when Biden was sedated for a medical procedure. Source.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

could she, with the scrotus ruled immunity, void the election and have trump and his team arrested for treason?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

yes, she could.

but so could Biden.

he would be the better choice though.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do it, and then step down.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago

That would be fucking brilliant.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That is so incredibly petty. I like it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

One step further. Declare he was in fact as stated president in exile and Biden was never president and thusly he cannot run for a third term.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I love the idea but hate the thought they would just reprint and make more money.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Yeah, but we would get to say we had a female president.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

I was thinking this too. Except he should do it right before Thanksgiving, so Kamala’s fist job as president is pardon the turkeys.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

I need you to understand that these diaper-wearing fucks would just buy both

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

45 + 47 equals 92. just thought i’d share that math fact if anybody was interested

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fun fact, n + (n+2) = 2n + 2

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

equally fun fact: x + (x + 2) = 2x + 2, where x is an element of any ring and 2 = 1 + 1

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

And by the time they made it they’d have to pay tariffs on it 😂

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Also stack 50 more judges to the supreme court. Also drone strike Trump with a nuke as that has been declared legal.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Hilarious. I love it!

Just fuck off suddenly and without warning. Later losers!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

This is absolutely brilliant.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think that would be hilarious

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