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suicide? appreciating the good moments of the day without thinking about the wider hell you're in, somehow?

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[–] [email protected] 99 points 1 month ago

I join whatever new labor movement forms and sharpen my guillotine.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I buy a fucking guillotine.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Buy stock in guillotine companies.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You short-sighted investors are piling in on guillotines, meanwhile I've been snatching up shares in pitchfork and torch companies with strong fundamentals for pennies on the dollar.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’d think that you’d make more on the guillotines. The margins should be higher. No profits on torches.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The profit on torches is the rebuy for more. You don't need to sink a lot in material, it just has to burn bright enough to sell.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Exactly, the guillotine is a durable/capital good. Yeah, you make more on one, but how many are you going to sell relative to torches and pitchforks?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

My guillotines have DRM, non user serviceable parts and a mandatory service contract - cough - I mean you get free IoT and smartphone integration.

If you sharpen it youself, warranty is void.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don’t know. I mean you can reuse a torch or you can make your own.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That seems counterproductive.

Guillotine demand goes up, guillotine production company stocks go up, guillotine production owners become rich, guillotine production millionaires felled by their own designs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Hmmn, maybe petardes would be a better choice.

[–] rc__buggy 4 points 1 month ago

I'll start a mobile sharpening business. Sell shovels to prospectors and all that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Don't give money to Big Guillotine, build your own.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago

I stop working altogether.

For real. That's what happens. When I am in serious overload, I get kinda blocked and cannot achieve anything anymore.

But also on a global level, I think it would break down most workers quite soon.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Or just don't comply with it ?

I mean no one uses fucking iso8601 and they never get brutally murderd anywhere near often enough.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Good point, I should start murder more people who don't use iso8601.... It's about time!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I mean they should be using rfc3339 as it is an open standard unlike the iso.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Call in sick 3 days a week.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

You think they'd be offering sick days?? I think you're bound for the camps if you can't keep up. Oh shit... This is starting to sound familiar...

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Join the global strike that would inevitably happen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ain't nobody got time for a strike. I gotta feed my kids and pay my rent

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

you could always pirate your food from your local big box grocer.

"you wouldn't download an Asparagus."

[–] Tazerface 25 points 1 month ago

I've been hearing about a 4 day work week but haven't heard anyone talking about 7 days.

I picture country-wide strikes, even for non-union workers.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Suicide. I'm dead already if I'm working 7 days a week

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Try to move out of China.

They literally have 6-7 day work weeks, 10-12 hours a day.

Fucking brutal.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

With 7 working days, I think we might need a 13 day week.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

It’s called a wildcat strike

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

The longest I ever did it was 5 weeks straight working 12 hour nights too. Everyone thought I'd quit, but I ran circles around them.

Everyone basically gets way less productive, especially with any physically strenuous activity. It's like you/your body knows full recovery is not an option. You don't get more done, you're just there when shit hits the fan.

I personally adjusted just fine. It is no different than slavery. All labor is technically wage slavery. I owned my own business before and after that job. Owning your own business is no different. The line between your life and your business is irrelevant when it is your own business, especially if you have employees.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Eat the rich

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Small acts of rebellion. Take extra long breaks. Automate parts of my job and then don't tell anybody that I did it. Break some shit on purpose and act like it was an accident. Steal as much stuff that isn't nailed down as possible. The list would go on, but I'd honestly have no idea what I would actually do in that situation.

I'm certainly not giving it 100% at whatever job I'm working at. I would say form a union, but that's hard to do when you are working for 56 hour workweeks plus commute, not including overtime. That's assuming the 7 day workweek remains 8 hour shifts rather than moving down to something like 6 hour shifts with an unpaid lunch break.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Excuse me what, in Europe we are snuggling up with the idea of a 4 day work week

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[–] neidu3 9 points 1 month ago

I'm WFH with a pretty chill work day except I'm on standby 24/7 in case of something stupid happens at work. So not much would change for me, honestly.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Bruh a lot of us are out here with two jobs already working nine shifts a week. People are gonna do what they got to do.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Switch to a part time job.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

By changing the global standard.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I work 35 hours a week, and I go to university for around 25. Last year I had 7 day weeks all year and it was very much not fun.

I could do it if I had to for a bit, but the whole 'being too exhausted to exist' thing gets old fast.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I did that at 20. I had three part-time (ohai Calgary) jobs at one point, trying to perpetuate this schooling habit.

So tired. At 20 I was failing to exist. I can't imagine that now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cow town has no chill. I'm tempted to take on another job, but right now I only have one day completely off and it's just. Not. Enough. Time.

Like, I have to decide each week how much cleaning gets done or if I'm making food that week. There isn't enough time to do cleaning and shopping, and I'm busy most days 10am-1am between work and school, assuming I sleep 7 hours a night.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

murder most likely

[–] hydrashok 6 points 1 month ago

Elaborate death traps for my enemies.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

My first move would probably be to blow my brains out

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I love what I do, and work+uni combined, I approach the 70h/week of time investment anyways.

Though it only works because I like investing the extra time - I might start hating it, if it becomes the normality.

I fear many people in differing fields would get overworked quickly, the birth-rate would drop, as well as overall GDP.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I basically already have a 168h workweek since I'm always on call.

Edit: no one should have to work this bullshit. I'll do it so you don't have to

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Wake up from that terrible nightmare and go to my 4-day/week job?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Stay in the union .

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