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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.

I'll start:

HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

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Lies. Girls myth. Me never seen.

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[-] [email protected] 117 points 11 months ago

Signup for lemmy through memmy. Choose normal name. Invalid name. Choose normal name with number. Invalid name. Choose invalid name. OK.

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Chef's kiss.

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On Lemmy. Am man.

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Just name. Boring. Add magik! No more boring

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[-] McNasty 12 points 11 months ago

Your username and server combo plus this comment.

I'm not looking at your account because there is no way you can live up to what just happened in my brain.

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Name funny. Many Y.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago

Clouds get low

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Left bagel in kitchen Go upstairs Where bagel

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Squirrels in yard. Squirrel gnawing on corner of house. Squirrel.

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Instance name lemy.lol. lol thought would be funny.

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[-] qtie314 19 points 11 months ago

am very cute

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Girl pretty and strong. Girl cool and brave. Mash names together.

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Choose two random words

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Who knows? But plan to find out

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Humanity sucks. Destroys ecosystems. Feel hopeless.

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x * y * log (x)

[-] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

donuts good. donuts fun. donuts make happy. (donuts not healthy, maybe avoid.)

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Looked at birth name. Took first letters. Added trademark - distinguishes from others because original. Became EccTM.

*shakes fist at random dubai toastmaster group on birdsite for using EccTM too*

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"Very dark. Likely be eaten by grue."

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Try to push code to remote repositories. Make typo. Command doesn't work. Get annoyed. Repeat gazillion times

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reading theory

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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s20 took class in college. Class had anonymous essay final. s20 was assigned designation s20 for judging. s20 decides s stood for student, thought ha-ha funny.

s20 realizes story not that interesting. s20 ashamed name origin boring.

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Chicken taste good

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