this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] southsamurai 148 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Man, it is very rare to want a greentext to be real as much as I want this one to be. I'm going to pretend it is, even if it isn't. Because holy fuck, does the world need people like that.

[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's from https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/79241078, it does seem real, apparently he's been sporadically posting about his job for some time.

[–] southsamurai 26 points 1 month ago

Man, thank you for that :)

Put a smile on my face for real.

[–] Early_To_Risa 118 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This time its acty straight an don't gay.

Or maybe it is. I don't know.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I am happy to live in the same universe as anon.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 3 points 1 month ago

It makes me sad that for every person like this anon, there are hundreds of people doing pretty much the opposite.

Good on you anon, you deserve all the good karma.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

Metal of Honor

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Seriously, the hero we need.

Education has been the genuine orphancrushingmachine for decades, it's just the way the system is designed.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If yall want an anime like this, watch Great Teacher Onizuka

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Real and straight

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Rare 4chan user W

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Super hero. 100%

[–] ArbitraryValue 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

One time I was walking along when I remembered a funny Simpsons episode and for some reason I said "You can turn a regular gun into five guns!" out loud.

There was an entire family staring at me.