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[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Just add a truck hurtling towards you at terrifying speed.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 weeks ago

That isn't adulting, that is an isekai anime

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Hm... I should go out in public with my leash and collar like this and maybe that'll help me find someone else to hold the leash. 🤔

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago

On tonight's episode of: "The Writer's Barely Disguised Fetish"

(also, instance name checks out)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

"I am a fox," said the fox.
"Please - tame me!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Pro tip get a collar with a handle

[–] thetreesaysbark 14 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I genuinely use this technique to get myself out go and exercise sometimes.

Seeing my body as a pet I need to take for a walk can be a weird but helpful mindset.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

I'm much more willing to do things for my pets than myself sometimes. Maybe I should try this!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Except you only think you're the one holding the leash.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

or rather the leash makes you not sense the yoke

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

with the exception that most of us are not as self loyal and dog like.