If the oil tasted like pizza, I'd drink the oil.
this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2024
454 points (98.3% liked)
Femcel Memes
1399 readers
218 users here now
Welcome to femcel memes. A place where anybody can post memes that fit the vibe.
Warning: We have a tendency to post things that may at times come from a self-deprecating perspective or things that are funny coming from another queer person. This space will always be a safe place for transfems, non-binary people, people with a feminine gender expression (GNC or otherwise) or anybody else in the LGBT Community to come together and share about our experiences but we truly feel that laughing about the sometimes silly and embarrassing parts the queer experience can help bring us together. We never mean offense or harm in anything posted but rather they are satirical takes coming from queer people.
A note about 'Egging': Our community is mostly made up of transfem individuals, and as such most memes posted will be posted with the intention of having a transfem perspective. However, regardless of gender identity, all feminine presenting individuals are welcome here. Whether that means you're NB, GNC, transmasc, or any other identity, you are welcome here. It is not our intention or goal to invalidate these identities. If something makes you uncomfortable, please feel free to report the post and I will address your concerns on an individual level. For more information regarding the problems with 'Egg-culture', please see Here.
Love Y'all and thank you for following this community
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
I'd seek it out
give
I'm on the keto diet, sometimes I do just drink oil.
Is this true? It sounds pretty unpleasant to do
Not in large volumes, but yes. The keto(genic) diet centers around using fat as a primary energy source. I do it as I have a chronic illness and having higher blood ketone concentrations helps immensely with my symptoms. If I have a high protein, lower fat meal (like sashimi), my ketone levels will drop, so I'll supplement with a tablespoon or two of medium-chain triglyceride oil to keep them level. It's practically tasteless.
an actual keto diet is basically only done out of genuine medical need, because yes it's not tremendously fun. I've read about kids who do it to avoid seizures and they have to chug whipped cream and stuff.
Spoonful of coconut oil isn't that bad. If you don't like that, you can always make it sliiightly more like actual food by making some kind of fat bomb.
We need to talk about what you think the word "Equivalent" means.
I fail to see how the oil being warm comes into it, to be honest.
They never specified what type of oil. Drink some cold coconut oil and get back to me /s
I fail to see how eating cold solid coconut oil would be significantly harder than drinking warm liquid coconut oil.
You have bested me, my smartassery is no match for your pedantry. I know when I'm beaten
Um cause pizza is warm, obviously. We're going for maximum parity here.
we can wait till it cools down if you like?
I'm sure there are many foods for which eating select raw ingredients on their own would be unappealing.
I like cake. I would not eat a cup of flour and a couple of raw eggs.
You can't just eat oil. I mean, you can, but... it goes poorly.
All I can think of is that gym bro doing shots of olive oil. It's an ancient greentext story, where he figured it's fine on food and in food, so the free calories are easy gains. Right? This went great until poop exited his body unimpeded. It would be misleading and incomplete to say that he shit his pants. It's more that a whole turd let itself out and made its way straight down one pant leg. Like it had important places to be, and didn't want to be any bother.
Thanks for typing this out in such a detail. I'm happy to have read it and I wish you a good day
Actually this is wrong. Oils (such as olive) typically contain 40 calories per tspn, comprised mainly of fats. Semen typically contains only 5-25 calories per tspn, and has a much more diverse macro and micronutrient profile
So what you are saying is that I only need to drink 800ml of semen to have enough calories for the day?
"only"
that's a lot of milking to do...not sure you'll have time for anything else
Did you account for multi parti sessions? I believe if you could comprise a crew of rotating pent up young fellers you would get there in no time.
Okay I checked, and based on ml per ejaculation, we would be talking from 160 to 534 releases to get there, so yeah the time intensiveness would be a problem
Y'all are forgetting that I personally don't need to get them off, I'm sure people would even pay me to drink their cum
DougDoug: joke's on you, I'm into that shit.
Still cannot believe he survives off of olive oil and multivitamins
Tablespoon of olive oil straight up is an actual complete breakfast around various parts of the Mediterranean.
Woah, really? Maybe I should consider drinking some oil too...
Woah, DougDoug mentioned!?
RIGGED!
I heard he's bad at 2d platformers.
Yeah, he changed a lot recently. Keeps swinging between being bald and blond. Bond.
The pizza is way worse, because it's about half saturated fat. The most common cooking oils (canola, soybean, olive) are mostly unsaturated fat.
Yeah but like the net benefit is I don't want to give up my spot on this suffocating existence for a few minutes.
how does it compare to crude?
:3c
Well looky looky, guess who just ate "6 spoons of warm oil"? Honestly it was probably more because it was a pizza hut pan pizza.
That pfp makes it
People pour ~~coffee creamer~~ vegetable oil into their coffee
Can I have both the oil and the pizza?
now I want to swallow three spoons of warm oil 🤤