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[–] iAmTheTot 85 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If the oil tasted like pizza, I'd drink the oil.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago
[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm on the keto diet, sometimes I do just drink oil.

[–] aaaa@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Is this true? It sounds pretty unpleasant to do

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Not in large volumes, but yes. The keto(genic) diet centers around using fat as a primary energy source. I do it as I have a chronic illness and having higher blood ketone concentrations helps immensely with my symptoms. If I have a high protein, lower fat meal (like sashimi), my ketone levels will drop, so I'll supplement with a tablespoon or two of medium-chain triglyceride oil to keep them level. It's practically tasteless.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

an actual keto diet is basically only done out of genuine medical need, because yes it's not tremendously fun. I've read about kids who do it to avoid seizures and they have to chug whipped cream and stuff.

[–] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

Spoonful of coconut oil isn't that bad. If you don't like that, you can always make it sliiightly more like actual food by making some kind of fat bomb.

[–] adam_y@lemmy.world 54 points 3 months ago

We need to talk about what you think the word "Equivalent" means.

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I fail to see how the oil being warm comes into it, to be honest.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They never specified what type of oil. Drink some cold coconut oil and get back to me /s

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I fail to see how eating cold solid coconut oil would be significantly harder than drinking warm liquid coconut oil.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

You have bested me, my smartassery is no match for your pedantry. I know when I'm beaten

[–] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago

Um cause pizza is warm, obviously. We're going for maximum parity here.

we can wait till it cools down if you like?

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 41 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure there are many foods for which eating select raw ingredients on their own would be unappealing.

[–] JeromeVancouver@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 months ago

I like cake. I would not eat a cup of flour and a couple of raw eggs.

[–] mindbleach 26 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You can't just eat oil. I mean, you can, but... it goes poorly.

All I can think of is that gym bro doing shots of olive oil. It's an ancient greentext story, where he figured it's fine on food and in food, so the free calories are easy gains. Right? This went great until poop exited his body unimpeded. It would be misleading and incomplete to say that he shit his pants. It's more that a whole turd let itself out and made its way straight down one pant leg. Like it had important places to be, and didn't want to be any bother.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

Thanks for typing this out in such a detail. I'm happy to have read it and I wish you a good day

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Actually this is wrong. Oils (such as olive) typically contain 40 calories per tspn, comprised mainly of fats. Semen typically contains only 5-25 calories per tspn, and has a much more diverse macro and micronutrient profile

[–] OrnateLuna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So what you are saying is that I only need to drink 800ml of semen to have enough calories for the day?

[–] 9bananas@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"only"

that's a lot of milking to do...not sure you'll have time for anything else

[–] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Did you account for multi parti sessions? I believe if you could comprise a crew of rotating pent up young fellers you would get there in no time.

Okay I checked, and based on ml per ejaculation, we would be talking from 160 to 534 releases to get there, so yeah the time intensiveness would be a problem

[–] OrnateLuna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago

Y'all are forgetting that I personally don't need to get them off, I'm sure people would even pay me to drink their cum

[–] shadowedcross 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

DougDoug: joke's on you, I'm into that shit.

[–] KaRunChiy@fedia.io 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Still cannot believe he survives off of olive oil and multivitamins

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Tablespoon of olive oil straight up is an actual complete breakfast around various parts of the Mediterranean.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago

Woah, really? Maybe I should consider drinking some oil too...

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Woah, DougDoug mentioned!?

RIGGED!

[–] Timecircleline 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I heard he's bad at 2d platformers.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago

Yeah, he changed a lot recently. Keeps swinging between being bald and blond. Bond.

[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The pizza is way worse, because it's about half saturated fat. The most common cooking oils (canola, soybean, olive) are mostly unsaturated fat.

[–] Xanis@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Yeah but like the net benefit is I don't want to give up my spot on this suffocating existence for a few minutes.

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 months ago

how does it compare to crude?

[–] 0x2640@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 months ago
[–] tooclose104@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 months ago

Well looky looky, guess who just ate "6 spoons of warm oil"? Honestly it was probably more because it was a pizza hut pan pizza.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago
[–] shield_gengar 5 points 3 months ago

That pfp makes it

[–] brlemworld@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

People pour ~~coffee creamer~~ vegetable oil into their coffee

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Can I have both the oil and the pizza?

now I want to swallow three spoons of warm oil 🤤