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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I’m going to start saying that when asked about my birth year. “The late 1900s”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

Mid 80s for me, fuck, im old

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

Better than the mid 1900's.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

"Before the dawn of the millennium, when the Earth was young."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

In the before before times...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

God damn it... Just reading this feels like a gut punch!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago

From the last millennium

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It does depend what we're talking about. The geology of Himalaya or computer technology? One of these things didn't change much in the last forty years.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thete are som good stuff from before 1990s comcerning computers.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No CS undergrad really needs to learn anything post 1999.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

Nor should they, it's all dark magic. These rocks don't want to compute, what we do to them to force it isn't right.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

CS students don't learn about computing history?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I regularly say "from the 20th century" when I want to emphasize the age, the irrelevance, of my lack of knowledge of something.

I don't know crap about cars, so sometimes, someone would ask me about an old one or something and I'd say "not sure, mid-20th century I think".

It's a funny way to talk about it and it almost masks the fact I just tried to get away with a 25-year window.

Although in a more rude manner I'll also say I don't care about some 20th century movie or something.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, sure, fair, it IS late 1900's, but...

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[–] [email protected] 254 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A few years ago, I started a sentence in my class with "When I was born". A student instantly chimed in and said "What in the 19's?" And I thought in my head, of course you idiot, everybody is born in the 19's. It still haunts me.

[–] [email protected] 224 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The scary part is that this comic is 15 years old.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Updated hover text: "I'm teaching every 22-year-old relative to say this, and every 28-year-old to do the same thing with Toy Story. Also, Pokemon hit the US two and a half decades ago and kids born after Aladdin came out will turn 32 next year."

[–] [email protected] 134 points 2 days ago (4 children)

My dad told me recently, when he started practicing medicine the old people with heart failures he was treating were often born in the late 1800s, but now those are all dead, and the people he's treating are more likely to have a birth years that are around 1940-1950. Which is also starting to become uncomfortably close to his own, 1960.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Pro Tip for GenXer's: There is a point in life when you need to pick a Doctor that you like enough to die on. That will be the doctor that will take you through the last years of your life. And treat all those little miserable ailments like high blood pressure or urinary issues. Long term medical care, while it's often something that might not kill you outright, It will demand a lot of monitoring and medication to treat.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 days ago (10 children)

A given person's definition of "old" is usually about 15 years older than they are. My boss is 65 and calls 70 year olds "young".

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Cause as you get older, you realize that a lot of the hype about people being "old" is manufactured. I'm closing in on 30 and I'm squarely in a zone I thought was "old" when I was 18. But I feel like I still have my whole life ahead of me. And despite a lot of fear mongering, I still feel healthy and ready for anything.

And although I definitely feel like 45 is pretty old, I know that when my parents were that age they were scoffing and telling me "45 is not that old". I'm sure when I'm 60 I'll be looking at retirement and think about how it's actually not too bad to be 60 and it's the 80 year olds that are really old.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

I think 60 is the point when you realize you are actually starting to get old. You begin to realize that you really can't do the things you used to do. And the things you still do - you do slower and for not as long. Your hair is grey or starts falling out quite noticeably. Your body actually hurts just getting up in the morning. You go to bed earlier. Maybe you fall down because your balance wasn't as good anymore. Possibly a friend or peer dies from a heat attack. A Grandchild or two happens. AARP, (American Association of Retired People), starts sending you letters.

You are now truly and officially old.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

i mean my parents are 50 at this point and they don't feel that old, they're starting to get grey hairs but other than that? meh

we live in an era where people are still working and feeling fairly energetic at 70, it's kind of insane to think about

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

around 30 is the first time I felt like an adult. a person of my own. gave me great confidence to realize hey, I'm 30, I don't have to deal with bullshit anymore. it's a huge weight off my shoulders.

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[–] [email protected] 146 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean, tbf that was admittedly last millennium.

[–] [email protected] 90 points 2 days ago (14 children)

Over a quarter century ago!

God I feel old.

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[–] [email protected] 101 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I'm Gen-X, 51, and this doesn't sting too much...so like whatever. I do feel for Millenials and the elder Gen-Z though.

Imagine being Gen-Z out to buy some beer, you pull out your ID, the cashier barely glances at it and runs your credit card. You smugly say, "I guess you don't really check ID since you didn't really look at the date." The cashier responds, "I did. I saw the nineteen." Ooooff.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 day ago (4 children)

This is just intentionally phrased poorly to create a rise out of people. It's like referring to water as "dihydrogen monoxide".

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

The deadliest chemical

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (4 children)

How so? I would certainly call something from 1894 to be from the "late 1800s' or late 19th century. I mean, we're a quarter of the way through this century, at some point it turns into history.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Thank's. Its good to know how to use proper apostrophe's.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

Your whale come

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Because people don't use that terminology when referring to a time period within a majority of living people's lifetime.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (10 children)

I feel old and I wasn't even born on the 1900s

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

WELL YOU'RE NOT

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