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[–] [email protected] 110 points 2 months ago (5 children)

it takes dedication to print full color these days. on 11x17 no less

[–] BudgetBandit 78 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

To Europeans who use German industry norm paper: that’s DIN ~~A2~~ A3 (Tank you, dumb cousin of napoleon)

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Some people will use some letter salad just to avoid the imperial system /s

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (10 children)

In metric, one milliliter of water occupies one cubic centimeter, weighs one gram, and requires one calorie of energy to heat up by one degree centigrade—which is 1 percent of the difference between its freezing point and its boiling point. An amount of hydrogen weighing the same amount has exactly one mole of atoms in it. Whereas in the American system, the answer to ‘How much energy does it take to boil a room-temperature gallon of water?’ is ‘Go fuck yourself,’ because you can’t directly relate any of those quantities. (John Bazell)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Unfortunately converting 1 calorie to joules ruins everything 4.2J per calorie. Makes it annoying to calculate how quickly you can boil water for instance.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Iirc the Joule is favoured over the Calorie in the SI system.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't imperial have like 3 different letter sizes depending on the country?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Being corrected on a German industry norm, how does that feel? A little ironic, maybe?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Oh schnapps!

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] erusuoyera 30 points 2 months ago

She could have at least switched to lightmode first.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

That's a full 16x20 bruh

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 93 points 2 months ago (4 children)

She probably let him sit there and lie to her for an hour before trotting out the evidence, too.

That’s a picture of a dead man.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Right??? It looks like they're on dessert, so this maps.

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 2 months ago (1 children)

She used up his whole color cartridge for this

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

She signed up the the ink subscription service using his credit card just to print this

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Wow, he has to declare bankruptcy now!

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

~~He~~ She should just leave.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

After raking him over the coals, she can rake the leaves

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

The coals should rake the leaves.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

NOT YOU!!! SIT!!!

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

That's not how people work in these situations. Neither party is going to act reasonably here, I can pretty much guarantee that from personal experience on both sides of that scenario.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Legitimately a good argument here, the chain of custody has to be validated in court, having pictures of text messages is often dismissed due to how easy they are to be forged and how often people use other people’s phones, unless the police have your phone unlocked and can prove you were the one who sent the message or go directly to your phone provider who usually deletes data after the minimum time mandated so they don’t have to fulfill costly subpoenas.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Authentication is such a fucking low bar and, even if it wasn't, most attorneys seem too tech retarded to even make the argument.

Of course every judge I've met hasn't been much better, so stupid arguments sometimes prevail ("tech scary" does the work).

[–] Fuck_u_spez_ 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

-- Shaggy


Mark Robinson
---- Wayne Gretzky
----- Michael Scott

[–] funkless_eck 6 points 2 months ago

Damn this guy was prolific in the DMs.

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[–] Grandwolf319 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Am I the only one worried about all that black ink?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Two of us now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

oh no, and it is gonna be super wet when it first comes out

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Not if you use a cheap secondhand B&W Brother laser printer with 3rd party toner that comes out to approx $0.004 a sheet

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Damn, she showed up with that 12x18!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Defense attorney talking to their client about discovery.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

We walked in, sat down, Obie came in with the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, sat down. Man came in said, "All rise." We all stood up, and Obie stood up with the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures, and the judge walked in sat down with a seeing eye dog, and he sat down, we sat down. Obie looked at the seeing eye dog, and then at the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, and looked at the seeing eye dog. And then at twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one and began to cry, 'cause Obie came to the realization that it was a typical case of American blind justice, and there wasn't nothing he could do about it, and the judge wasn't going to look at the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

We walked in, sat down, Obie came in with the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, sat down

If you are clueless, like I was: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m57gzA2JCcM

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Thank you for reigniting my memory of this.

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