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[–] verity_kindle 20 points 1 month ago (13 children)

What is he writing? Wrong answers only.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Please allow me introduce you to The Most powerful Army in Russia.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Tell your mother I said hi

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Smile for the drone!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago
[–] Uranium_Green 8 points 1 month ago

Congratulations! You're our 1,000,000th casualty!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

get rekt n00b

[–] nuke 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

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And I'm known to be a real nasty man
And they say a closed mouth don't get fed
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

"insert coin to continue"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Get out of here, Stalker"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

"Another settlement needs your help."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] Justas 4 points 1 month ago

"You just lost the game."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Merry Xmas Vova"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Victory in the field

Virgins in the factory.

[–] whyNotSquirrel 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I assume "origins"? But I like mine better.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah, that's probably it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I assume the banner is in English for our benefit, since everyone there almost certainly does not converse in English.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Zelensky can speak english, although with a thick accent.

That said, this event was to stoke support among Americans for Ukrainian resistance, so yeah. it's in English

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean sure the Pennsylvania accent is a bit thick ... but it's still English.

[–] verity_kindle 3 points 1 month ago
[–] verity_kindle 4 points 1 month ago

"Have you got the clankers? I don't think you do."