(Thank you, John Oliver).
Also a very strange coincidence that both of these men have been accused of extremely appropriate behaviour by countless witnesses!!!
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Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
Probably genetics and not being in politics. That kind of stress ages you fast.
Is it genetics or is it that Weird Al is a god among men?
there's a joke about jesus here, that i failed to construct.
Could be worse, could have nailed it.
I would explain the joke, but i think the point is already a cross
I'm sure you'll be coming again to tell this joke in the future.
!RemindMe 3 days
Weird Al is vegan. That and not engaging in the typical Rock Star coke diet goes a long way.
No coke, only rocky road
And lasagna.
Man, I fucking love rocky road.
Yup the whole foods plant-based diet keeps your face clear and reduces your biological age. Tim Walz had too much bbq meat but he can change for the better in the future.
Also money for personal trainers and the free time to engage in working out.
Hey that's actually wild, I gotta know how Al takes care of himself, rather look like him than Walz when I'm their ages.
Not being a schoolteacher probably helps!
Making a ton of money doing what you love probably doesn’t hurt either.
And not binging booze and drugs early in his career...
I'm going to chalk it up to the 🎵 aluminum foil 🎵
There's a big conspiracy!!
The hair thing is mostly just genetics. So nothing really you can do about it naturally.
I would say genetics and he has a rather healthy lifestyle being vegan and all. I'm 40 now and i still look like 20 years ago. The other day i saw i guy i went to school with and he looked like my dad. He was smoking a pipe and had a crown haircut and grey hair and gained a lot of weight. Having 3 kids didn't help either i guess.
vegetarian* although I think he's said that he tries to avoid eggs and dairy. There does appear to be some emerging evidence that a vegan/vegetarian diet can significantly slow the epigenetic clock, but I don't know to what extent I trust that without more studies that can be reviewed in a meta-analysis (this 2024 study was performed on twins over the course of 8 weeks). Still, though, I won't complain if it turns out to be true.
Edit: I mean the reason Tim Walz has aged so much is because of how evil and hateful he is!!
This is kinda what I'm having difficulty with in modern Hollywood. 30 years ago you knew who was old and playing those parts because they were pretty naturally grey. Nowadays you have people attempting to play 20 year younger roles and it's obvious.
30 years ago they had guys in their late 30s playing high school students...
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I have no idea why anyone like Grease. Everything about it is just wldly unsettling to ne
It was released in the 70's. Everyone was on cocaine and wildly unsettling.
Did you know Christopher Lloyd was 47 when he played Doc Brown in Back to the Future?
That's all?
Well I thought it was surprising, hah. Dude's been playing the old af guy for almost 50 years.
Yeah, you'd expect him to be older than 47.
Ah, right. Sorry. Misunderstood your first comment.
What the fuck.
Come to think of it, I've never seen them in a room together...
Tim Walz is also younger than Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Ralph Macchio, Eddie Murphy and many others I personally didn't think they were over 60.
It's hard to tell Brad Pitt's age because he ages backwards according to that documentary I once saw about him. He's a curious case.
I have the weirdest memory about watching that movie. I watched it with a friend group of like 10 people. Some were more my friends and some were more the friends of friends.
When the movie was dumb someone said: wow, this was the biggest piece of shit i have ever seen. And i thought yeah, everyone would agree with that. Then i looked into the room and some of the other people were crying because they were so moved by the movie.
I'm with you. I got through maybe 20 minutes of it and turned it off. Super boring.
wait, weird al's 64? that's way older than I expected :P I was thinking 50 at most
Can't believe I ever trusted him.
Tim Walz hasn't even written one funny song parody about food.
That's so ~~bad~~ fat
It's the beard and the hair
I just had my life ruined by this one post.
not only is weird all older than pewdiepie, but older than my mom.... Im broken
How are we supposed to trust this guy with the economy, when he's fudging even the basic maths?!?