The Truth About Tim Walz

That man shook my hand, looked me straight in the eye, and said with a smile, "It's really nice to meet you." I am, in fact, incredibly unpleasant. WHAT ELSE IS HE LYING ABOUT?!

Minnesota Public Radio broke the news today that in 2011, Tim Walz told his kids that breakfast was ready and to come to the kitchen. When they came in, to their shock, breakfast still had a few minutes left to go but Walz wanted them to set the table first.

If he's willing to lie to his kids, he's willing to lie to the American people. Will we ever know the true depth of this man's deceit??

Unnamed sources have confirmed that Walz once claimed a task would be “a piece of cake” when it, in fact, turned out to be somewhat challenging.

When will this madness end?

Careful, it's spicy!

LIAR!

How dare he.

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Tim pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.