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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by notexecutive to c/mcmansionhell
 

This is... not good.

Jesus christ.

Article here

They call it a "sand castle."

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Like someone dropped a White Castle on top of an otherwise ordinary ranch-style house..

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I love it. It’s funny, satiric, absurd. The man or family was very obviously aware this was absurd and did it anyways. He did it also for his kids and for a fun experience.

It’s the opposite of the kind of criticism you would level at McMansions, which is that they’re cheap displays of wealth that are excessive.

It reminds me of the shark in Oxford https://www.headington.org.uk/shark/

[–] pastermil 1 points 1 year ago

I did not expect the shark to be positioned like that

[–] FracturedEel 1 points 1 year ago

That shark house is amazing

[–] merc 15 points 1 year ago

I like it.

McMansions are when someone tries to make a relatively cheap house look like a mansion. They take themselves seriously. This is obviously a fun addition, not something serious.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

He gets a pass if he keeps adding on more castle bits until it's a full exterior including moat.

[–] paysrenttobirds 13 points 1 year ago

This is the opposite of a soulless display of wealth. It was built without regard to fashion, taste, or prestige, instead for love of family and personal creative desire. The fact that one of the kids it was built for still lives and works there says a lot to me. This is why I'm glad not everywhere is an HOA

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Eh. Edmonton's full of actual McMansions. This is just a bungalow style house with a small amusement park dropped on top of it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The homeowner should make it more authentic by installing a shit tower, and by ripping out the plumbing/electrical. Which will also make room for the all the mites and their faithful fleas.

Edit: a word

[–] InfiniteStruggle 2 points 1 year ago

Catapult on the roof.

[–] SonicBlue03 6 points 1 year ago

It looks McDiculous.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

thats on another level, like 2 more levels

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The thumbnail made me think that was a picture from Minecraft lmao

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Dad: I want a house.

Family: We want a castle.

Dad: (creates this thing)

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls 3 points 1 year ago

Most of the time, I'm willing to leave these alone. People want to spend their money on houses that aren't my taste, sure, whatever.

But this? Ew. Ew ew ewwww.

[–] Proofofnothing 3 points 1 year ago

I kind of love it. Like it is hideous but it is kinda cool too. Beats every other cookie cutter house.

[–] TheMightyCanuck 2 points 1 year ago

Ayyy home town made it on McMansions 😎

[–] fresh 2 points 1 year ago

I will not complain about a house with actual personality in the suburbs. This isn’t my personal preference, but it’s delightful.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sadly, shit like this is why HOAs exist although I hate them vehemently

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sorry but in no way does this justify the existence of an HOA.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You're right. That isn't good. That is amazing.