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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

And speaking of that erroneous apostrophe... why is it in a different font from the apostrophe in "cow's"?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's is used as a contraction for "it is", however, its is used as a possessive noun.

Edit: I am a dumbo. I read your comment wrong.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

All bodies are beautiful

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

You lose weight in the kitchen.

You gain muscle in the gym.

The first of those is honestly harder, which is why I'm still overweight.

[–] xionzui 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Body fat is more related to diet than exercise. Reduce calories eaten and fat will go down eventually. I stopped eating any fat for a while and my body fat dropped really fast.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

working on it. Can't out run your fork, as it were.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fat is essential, hope you mean reduced not completely stopped

That shit can mess with your hormone production

[–] xionzui 2 points 1 month ago

I’m sure I got some from meats still, but I tried to avoid it to the extent possible. I had some other issues going on. What are the hormone impacts?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
  1. Overthrow the government.
  2. Legalize cow.
  3. Be cow.
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is this what furries have been planning all this time?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Shhhh, you'll let the secret out

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Have you tried abusing stimulants

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

How do you know it has peace of mind and is not just lying down because the constant panic is exhausting?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

5x is a lot!! Don't hurt yourself

And don't worry about the spare tire, just take care of yourself, my folk. I'm sure you're doing great

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My type A personality demands perfection (and rotator cuff injuries)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

What's more perfect than the perfect balance of exercise and recovery.

But I get the urge to workout like a fool. I would go running every day if I could get away with it.

[–] blockheadjt 7 points 1 month ago

I already have it is body

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

minion memes coming up next

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It was great having you, Angus.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You can have it's meat too.