Political Weirdos

Holy shit, imagine the shame when you're too much for Marjorie "MAGA Billboard" Green.

it would be terrible if the white house smelled like food instead of human excrement like it did for the first 160 years of it's existence when people shit into the field behind it.

God when they aren’t given talking points and can’t keep their mouths shut they really just show all their cards haha

Ah, Laura Loomer, 9/11 conspiracy theorist, does not represent Donald Trump she...

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Was only invited to a September 11th ceremony as a guest of Donald Trump.

Yeah this is racist and doesn't represent the man who says Hatians eat cats and dogs or the GOP who celebrate that man

MTG is just playing good cop. People like her depend on people like Laura Loomer to make them seem less crazy.

Edit: also, can we acknowledge how badass her grandfather looks?

I partially agree with MTG. (???)

This does represent who they are as Republicans and MAGA. This does represent Trump.

The rest of it I'm good with.

The last time Trump was in office, the place smelled like a fully-loaded Diaper Genie, the White House speeches were delivered by a senile conspiracy theorist who thought they could fix all their problems with a sharpie, and everything that wasn't nailed down got stolen

But sure, what an insult it would be for the White House to smell like garlic, ghee, and cumin

Who the fuck doesn’t like curry?

Also, how the fuck is Marjorie Taylor Greene is the hero here??

Holy shit! Someone hacked MTG's account and made posts pretending she was made of human parts!

That tweet is so on the nose, if I had read it in isolation, I would have assumed it was someone being ironic or trolling the racists.

The curry bit is stupid (because curry is delicious and smells good), but I could 100% see an Indian comic using the lines about speeches being facilitated by call center and customer satisfaction surveys as part of their set, because the mental image is honestly kind of funny.

Never heard of this person before and I look forward to never hearing of her again.

We were promised a taco truck on every corner of Hilary won. We were robbed of that. And as much as I love the idea of a curry scented White House that doesn't personally benefit me.

The call center option sounds so much better than the current methods.

Marge saw how the cats and ducks story was received by the middle. She's trying to walk back a little of the crazy.

Putting the tasteless curry remark aside, the rest just describes late stage capitalism.

Looking at that photo, all I see is what looks like a nice family. Grandpa looks like a badass in those sunglasses.

Given she's still on FB shouting about NESARA, child tunnels, and The Storm on a pretty much daily basis, I'd say this is about as low-key and civil as Loony Loomer gets.

Isn’t she jewish? Lol her ‘friends’ would gas her.

It's great to see MTG finally showing her true side and trying to clean up her own party. Good. Now she just needs to go and post the same underneath that other nutty republican that was talking about Jewish space lasers a while back.

Who is this loomer person? Sounds like a real peach

(Except the “representing Trump” part. This is pretty much spot on.)

What's wrong with curry? Except the Thai curry place near me. I know what's wrong with them. They told me they didn't make it spicy. They wrote "not spicy" on the receipt. I said zero out of 5 on the order. It was spicy. It was spicier than the 1out of 5 at the Indian place. I could barely take it. I am a spice child. Maybe not a baby, but certainly not a spice man. Anyway I like Indian curry. There's nothing wrong with it.

Can we get past the "rage bait leads to profit" era please? This shit sucks.